Mad at SCOTUS? Then enter our Caption Contest!

This is the 24th world famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

This pic was taken on January 21, 2009, the day after the inauguration of Barack Obama the POS, when “out of an abundance of caution,” Chief Justice John Roberts re-administered the constitutional oath of office to Obama the POS in the Map Room. The two men had flubbed a line in the oath the day before. Instead of saying “That I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully,” Obama the POS said “That I will execute faithfully the Office of President to the United States.” The Map Room is so-named because it was used by President Franklin Roosevelt as a situation room from which to follow the course of World War II. Until 1929, it had historically been used as a billiard room by many presidents, and occasionally for doctors’ visits. Today the room is used for television interviews, small teas and social gatherings, and as a private meeting room for Skippy the POS and Moochie Mrs. POS.
You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

The winner and runner-up will be announced on Monday, July 9, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
“Mr. President, for your second (and real) swearing in, I brought a copy of the Quran instead of the Bible, just as you’d asked!”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Mad at SCOTUS? Then enter our Caption Contest!

  1. Big High Five, Let’s do it, we are on the downhill slide now !!!

     
  2. “You remember Patty cake, Patty cake…O.K., you start”

     
  3. Did I say uphold or hold up the Constitution, John?

     
  4. I, Barry Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro, or whatever my name is, solemly swear to pervert, deform, and destroy the Constitution of the United States, then ultimately the nation itself, and you are going to help me do it, so help me Allah – oops, I mean God.
    -Dave

     
  5. I solemnly swear to destroy this country and re-make it into a socialist state.

     
  6. Connor McNessa

    Mafia don swears in new capo, capo pledges to uphold omerta.

     
  7. Let us both swear to not mention the money that ‘exchanged’ between us to destroy the Constitution, bankrupt the American people and islamify the United States.

     
  8. how. how.. big chief spendalot do-nothing. come into my office and we will smoke of my crack pipe and forget and numb our brains. then we will do nothing while colorado burns but we will give them mandatory health insurance coverage

     
  9. Obama: “Make No mistake, we’re raising our hands and in a few years the Sheeple will be raising their Middle fingers at me.”

     
  10. President in the Picture Frame on the Wall : “We’re Screwed!”

     
  11. Live long and prosper and do whatever is neccessary to make sure that NO ONE ELSE ever does!

     
  12. “Hey Prezzy I’ve got your back on that Health Care thingy. Gimme 5
    Bro!!!!”

     
  13. “I’m faking everyone as to who I really am, too, Barry—-“!

     
  14. I Faithfully Promise to (NOT DO) What I Promised Faithfully!

     
  15. I, John Roberts, hereby pledge to uphold the legacy of your Presidency. I pledge to put my legacy above the Constitution, so help me God.. opps sorry, so help me Obama.

     
  16. I faithfully pledge to ruin the country as best I can! No, No, let me go first, let me go first!

     
  17. Pat a cake pat a cake
    Baker’s man
    Bake me a cake
    As fast as you can.
    Pat it and prick it and mark it with T
    And put it in the oven
    For Baby and me.
    Baby Barack in the nursery reciting a rhyme taught him by his Mom when he was a little boy in ………………….where did he say he was……………………never mind about that, as long as the teleprompter knows the words then he can RUN ON FOR ANOTHER DAY.
    Lord help us.

     
  18. OK, Barrack, I talked to Judge Judy last week and she suggested we change the name from the “Affordable Care Act” to the “Don’t Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It’s Raining Act”.

     
  19. I, Barack Obama solemnly swear that I will pass Obamacare as BFT, ACTA, SOPA, PIPA, CISPA and Agenda 21. Moreover, March 2013 I will enforce RFID place in every American palm to track every American in United States. Then, I will order drone to massacre innocent American citizen because I’m the Big Brother 1984 Animal Farm by George Orwell. Finally, giving the Oceans to UN and annihilate America by allowing Russians and Chinese military.

     
  20. CelestineC

    “Judge, you saw that episode where Lucy imitates Harpo Marx? This is the episode where you and I imitate Karl Marx. Here we go, do as I do!”

     
  21. We solemnly swear that we both flubbed a line in the first swearing in, and we likewise solemnly swear in this 2nd ceremony that we will follow this one up with Snafu’s, which will create much debate and mixed interpretation by the Media and the American People.

     
  22. Oh! You’re a HEATS fan too? High Five!

     
  23. TT Two Traitors

     
  24. “Alright Jonny boy, Step outa those fancy Italian shoes, peel those silk socks off and get yourself back in the kitchen…And I don’t wanna see you wearing shoes again! You belong to ME!”