Looney imam on those virgins waiting for jihadists in paradise

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Conventional knowledge is that Muslim men are spurred to undertake suicidal jihad missions by the promise that they will be met with 72 virgins in paradise.
Thanks to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), we have the translation of what a Saudi cleric says about those virgins. (Source: The Blaze)

So if every man gets at least 2 black-eyed virgins in paradise, each of whom comes with 70 servant girls who also are virgins, that means each man gets at least 142 virgins, not 72 virgins.
It gets better if you’re a Muslim man who’s married.
As the looney-tune cleric says, with a blissfully insane smile: “If you get married in this world, then [in paradise], you get your wife from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins with whom you are allowed to have sex, and each of these 70 virgins comes with 70 servant girls. So how many women do you get? That’s the minimum.”
Answer: 70 x 70 = 4,900
Truly, Islam is a cult for morons.
Here are the “black-eyed virgins” awaiting jihadists:
H/t my sis-in-law Shireen

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0 responses to “Looney imam on those virgins waiting for jihadists in paradise

  1. And perhaps one day we may commit to assisting them in order that they may attain their delusional paradise.

  2. To me, this clown sounds as though he’s making this up as he goes, expecting his followers to be more ignorant than he is!

    • Wouldn’t surprise me Joseph, same thing happens with “pastors”, “priests” and “rabbis” too… lest we forget how many people fell for the huckster “harold camping’s” line of malarkey (or the nutbag things various other hucksters have passed off on people like “the secret”), despite the plain fact that “no man knows the day or the hour”. People and their itching ears etc.

  3. Isn’t it scary how far off the chart the thinking (and I hesitate to call it that) of these men is. They think heaven is a brothel. Hope their hygiene is better up there because the underwear bomber proved no one separates these men from their very first pair of underwear. If there were 10 people with these thoughts it would be bad enough but there are millions of them!! I don’t see any way that they will ever change, the only one that can change them is God in his mercy. Until then, may God help us all.

  4. traildustfotm

    We know some people who will be glad to arrange for this.
    And they specialize in home delivery.

  5. loving this last pic!

  6. Heh. I thought Dr. E was talking about a “Lonely Imam.”
    Then again, maybe he is… and for good reason.

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  8. A phallic worshiping “religion” about conquest in which men live for selfish sexual pursuit of their own pleasure; women are treated as sex slaves; men are told if they kill others in conquest of this phallic worshiping “religion”… they will have multitudes of virgin women as sex slaves in the afterlife. Murderous sex crazed men who lie for their own pleasure seeing no value in human life or in the value of women as peers. What could go wrong??

  9. Reblogged this on Revolt of the Barbarians and commented:
    Same vibe as storytime at a daycare, only the kids are a little big. Unbelievable!

  10. They will receive the virgins who will remain virgins because they will also receive eternal erectile dysfunction.

  11. Get a hajib for that woman quick!

  12. I miswrote, I should have typed “hijab”, but I didn’t even get that right. I should have followed the advice of Psalm 1, verse 1, “Blessed is the man…who does not sit in the seat of mockers.” In the house I grew up in, that was the most popular piece of furniture, and some habits are hard to break, especially when you enjoy them. I got the word double-wrong, both misspelled and incorrectly chosen. I should have said “chador”. Women wearing them are sometimes called “BMOs”, black moving objects.

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  14. I’ve got a different spin; if these suicidal/homicidal jihadists are expecting 70×70 virgins after they’ve committed mass murder…then they receive 70×70 females who, at any point in time, will have PMS…which basically qualifies for every day of the year. Doesn’t sound much like heaven to me; my guess, they go the other place.

  15. Thank you Dr. Eowyn for this important post. The Muslim doctrines above described insult the justice, mercy and love of God.


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