Little Johnny is back!

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Did you miss Little Johnny?

Me, too! 😀


At a recent visit to a rural elementary school in South Carolina, President Lucy asked the children for total quiet.

He started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he dramatically intoned into the microphone, “Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.”

The kids looked horrified, except for a little boy sitting in the back row.

With a proud South Carolina drawl, Little Johnny pierced the silence and said:   “Well, dumbass. Stop clapping!”


H/t FOTM’s beloved pnordman!


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0 responses to “Little Johnny is back!

  1. Nero clapped too.

  2. But Obama says:

    “{President Barack Obama angered some proponents of Catholic education during his visit to Ireland this week when he told a Belfast audience that towns will remain divided “if Catholics have their schools and buildings, and Protestants have theirs.”

    An article, which subsequently appeared in the Scottish Catholic Observer carried the headline, “U.S. President Undermines Catholic Schools after Vatican Prefect Praised Them.”

    The article said that Obama “made an alarming call for an end to Catholic education in Northern Ireland,” and quoted from recent remarks of the Vatican’s Archbishop Gerhard Müller, who had said that Catholic education was “a critical component of the Church.”

    © 2013 Newsmax. All rights reserved.

  3. Little Johnny is something else , isn’t he ?

  4. traildustfotm

    Too funny! 😀

  5. For any person with the common sense, anti-gun propaganda is no more than small-time street buffoonery. Too bad that common sense is rare in our days.

  6. My mom LOVES little Johnny jokes. Thanks, doc!!

  7. ROFL!

    Okay, that needed a spew alert.


  8. I never go away…

  9. I wanna take that kid home with me and stuff him with all the goodies I can find! Thanks for posting, dear Eo!


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