Little Johnny has a rival. Meet Little Larry!

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?,” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter,” asked Larry. “Giving up?”

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”
Larry quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”

Larry’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.”
Larry asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture ?”

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”
Larry, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ….”
H/t FOTM’s Wild Bill Alaskadancingbanana
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Little Johnny has a rival. Meet Little Larry!

  1. Those were great, every single one! Thanks for the laughs! 😀

     
  2. Ditto to TPR’s sentiments, and it’s on its merry way!

     
  3. Leeann Springer

    These are great! Oh, those precious, sweet little children, who can put things in an uncluttered perspective. LOL ! : () They remind me of my nephew, when he was 4 years old. He has a grandmother who is tiny and weighs about 110 pounds. The other grandmother is full figured and endowed. He told his parents one day that he liked to hug his bigger grandma because she was “tender and fluffy”. Leeann

     
  4. Out of the mouths of babes……
    Reminds me of the time I was taking a batch of kids on a few days’ field trip to a Catalina Island science camp….and we had to pay to take the ferry to get there…..and one little girl raised her hand on the day before the trip (during the last prep and question/answer time) and asked ” I don’t understand ….how are we are going to get to Catalina on a Fairy?”

     
  5. I concede to Larry the Cable Guy… but I’m not done…

     

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