Little John the Baptist

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Matt..18:4-5
“Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me.”
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Johnny‘s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, ” Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”
Johnny looked up at her and said, “He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”

~Steve~                          H/T  Grouchy.
 

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  1. So funny–out of the mouths of babes!! Our only grandchild, John, has recently started pre-school at an independent Baptist chuch here in these rural mountains. They sing, learn weekly Bible verses, and many other worthwhile things no longer taught in public school. He recently sang to me “Jesus loves the little children of the world, they are yellow, black and blue….”. He was so innocent and clueless. OK, friends, enough of the bragging Nana for now!

     
  2. Poor kitty!

     
  3. LOL!! too cute.

     
  4. I love chubby ittle cheeks! :).
    My baby girl goes around tell everyone that “Dang it! Johan (Jonah) deserved to be swallowed up by the blue great big fish! That’s what happens when you does not mind your daddy!” 😉

     
  5. What can I say…it must have been “One of those Days”

     
  6. Hey Steve I just saw ur post for first time! Sorry wasn’t ignoring u! I was reading the joke to husband! Yeah….I think he might a of told her that the big whale would get her if she didn’t get outa that water!

     

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