Liberals now pushing an eco-friendly, emission-free mode of transportation: pogo sticks!

Coming soon to San Francisco…hop, hop, hop your way around the feces!

From KOMO: Those who were fans of the childhood classic pogo sticks might get their chance to hop around again, as a company plans to bring “pogo-share” to cities across the globe this summer.

Swedish-based Cangoroo announced on its website that it would be launching in the summer of 2019 in San Francisco, Stockholm, Paris, London and Malmo, in an apparent play to pit pogo sticks against the increasingly-popular e-scooter mobility option.

They advertise the pogo sticks as fun, healthy, convenient and 100% emission free.

“We’re bringing shared pogo sticks to every street corner of the world,” the company said.

“Literally jump on a Cangoroo anytime and cruise your way through the city.”

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Dr. Eowyn
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After you, insane leftists!

William
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William

Yeah, hop around the feces. If only the hordes of street people were “emission-free”. Their city is collapsing into utter chaos but leave it to the libtards to focus on something as silly, stupid, and pointless as pogo sticks. Right, that’ll help. Where the hell is Malmo? Nevermind, I don’t care

Alma
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Alma

I need not say what the liberals or say the left can do with the pogo sticks,!!

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Leaping lunatics Batman! What a “wonderful” (cough!), idea. What happens when your stick lands in a poop pile, slips and you go nose first into the next one?

Crazed leftists in pink helmets hopping all over town. Somebody should show up with a pry bar to remove the manhole covers.

Daniel Silvan
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Daniel Silvan

The way pogo sticks work with only a single point of contact, it’s likely that all the feces will cause a slip and fall face first into what you were trying to avoid. A new way to get shit faced. Also, all those geniuses hopping around splattering the feces will be sure to endear them to other pedestrians sharing the sidewalks/toilets.

TexanForever
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TexanForever

The Left just gets crazier and crazier. POGO STICKS for serious transportation !!! … Their brains are truly scrambled. Imagine the resulting injuries. (Go for it. They’re all probably never-Trumpers.) In San Francisco they’ll soon hop on some feces and slip down, busting their asses in the process and landing on a used needle. … Can’t wait. 🙂
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ChuckC
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Good time to invest in medical shares.

Chemtrailssuck
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I can imagine all the cellphones, wallets, glasses and loose change flying out of their pockets. Why not just use a paraglider instead? Or maybe rollerblades, or would those be too hard to clean?

CVAfarmer
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CVAfarmer

pogo stick hits dodo then ohoh!

kjf
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kjf

It would help with the obesity isssue

Watertender
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Watertender

The sight of some idiot getting launched from a pogo stick by slipping in a pile of shit would be priceless.

Chemtrailssuck
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they would be easy to knock over too. Why not just use a Unicycle?

MisterGoldiloxx
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MisterGoldiloxx

This has got to be a joke.

Silhouette
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Silhouette

Emission free huh??
I recall as a youngster bouncing along on a pogo stick. And, I well remember breathing much harder than if I had simply walked.
Breathing harder means pumping more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.
Perhaps they should re-think their ideology….or perhaps they are just being capitalistic.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

A good ole pair of homemade wooden stilts would do. Maybe I could start “Stilt-Share” With the tall ones you can step right over the horozontal homeless and their associated debris.

km
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km

They just keep adding new levels of stupid…

Mad Celt
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Mad Celt

There’s no doubt a committee formed to figure a means to tax it. If it doesn’t bite the dust as islamaphobic, sexist, homophobic or racist.