Liberals now pushing an eco-friendly, emission-free mode of transportation: pogo sticks!

Coming soon to San Francisco…hop, hop, hop your way around the feces!

From KOMO: Those who were fans of the childhood classic pogo sticks might get their chance to hop around again, as a company plans to bring “pogo-share” to cities across the globe this summer.

Swedish-based Cangoroo announced on its website that it would be launching in the summer of 2019 in San Francisco, Stockholm, Paris, London and Malmo, in an apparent play to pit pogo sticks against the increasingly-popular e-scooter mobility option.

They advertise the pogo sticks as fun, healthy, convenient and 100% emission free.

“We’re bringing shared pogo sticks to every street corner of the world,” the company said.

“Literally jump on a Cangoroo anytime and cruise your way through the city.”

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Dr. Eowyn
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After you, insane leftists!

William
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William

Yeah, hop around the feces. If only the hordes of street people were “emission-free”. Their city is collapsing into utter chaos but leave it to the libtards to focus on something as silly, stupid, and pointless as pogo sticks. Right, that’ll help. Where the hell is Malmo? Nevermind, I don’t care

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Malmo is a “no-go” zone in Sweden. This is because the Swedes think it prudent to let sub-human savages chase them out of their own country.

Alma
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Alma

I need not say what the liberals or say the left can do with the pogo sticks,!!

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Leaping lunatics Batman! What a “wonderful” (cough!), idea. What happens when your stick lands in a poop pile, slips and you go nose first into the next one?

Crazed leftists in pink helmets hopping all over town. Somebody should show up with a pry bar to remove the manhole covers.

William
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William

What’s with the helmets? Another nanny state mandate I guess. When I was a kid we didn’t wear helmets when we rode our bikes and somehow we survived. Now they need them for pogo sticks. This faggotry must cease at once. Instead of pogo sticks why don’t they invest in moving sidewalks like they always promised us in the City of the Future?

Daniel Silvan
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Daniel Silvan

The way pogo sticks work with only a single point of contact, it’s likely that all the feces will cause a slip and fall face first into what you were trying to avoid. A new way to get shit faced. Also, all those geniuses hopping around splattering the feces will be sure to endear them to other pedestrians sharing the sidewalks/toilets.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Adds a whole new dimension to getting “sh*t-faced”.

TexanForever
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TexanForever

The Left just gets crazier and crazier. POGO STICKS for serious transportation !!! … Their brains are truly scrambled. Imagine the resulting injuries. (Go for it. They’re all probably never-Trumpers.) In San Francisco they’ll soon hop on some feces and slip down, busting their asses in the process and landing on a used needle. … Can’t wait. 🙂
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ChuckC
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Good time to invest in medical shares.

Chemtrailssuck
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I can imagine all the cellphones, wallets, glasses and loose change flying out of their pockets. Why not just use a paraglider instead? Or maybe rollerblades, or would those be too hard to clean?

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Yeah, it’ll look like the floor of a Tokyo subway.

CVAfarmer
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CVAfarmer

pogo stick hits dodo then ohoh!

kjf
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kjf

It would help with the obesity isssue

Chemtrailssuck
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Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle, cool and fruity…well fruity anyway.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Let’s get Lena Dunham on one of those. You know, set the spring to low lunar orbit.

William
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William

The first landfill in space. Set if for the heart of the sun

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Loon to the Moon.

Watertender
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Watertender

The sight of some idiot getting launched from a pogo stick by slipping in a pile of shit would be priceless.

Chemtrailssuck
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At least people can post it on youtube and vimeo now! 🙂

Chemtrailssuck
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they would be easy to knock over too. Why not just use a Unicycle?

MisterGoldiloxx
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MisterGoldiloxx

This has got to be a joke.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

Looked around some. nothing but stories about stories. no links to mfg or anything like that. I call BS

Silhouette
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Silhouette

Emission free huh??
I recall as a youngster bouncing along on a pogo stick. And, I well remember breathing much harder than if I had simply walked.
Breathing harder means pumping more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.
Perhaps they should re-think their ideology….or perhaps they are just being capitalistic.

William
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William

Good point. “Science” says that heavy breathing and cow farts cause more intense hurricanes

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Yes, that’s why they should require all the queers to be fitted with catalytic converters.

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

A good ole pair of homemade wooden stilts would do. Maybe I could start “Stilt-Share” With the tall ones you can step right over the horozontal homeless and their associated debris.

km
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km

They just keep adding new levels of stupid…

Mad Celt
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Mad Celt

There’s no doubt a committee formed to figure a means to tax it. If it doesn’t bite the dust as islamaphobic, sexist, homophobic or racist.