Letter from Moochelle

Patriot Angel and I somehow got onto the White House’s e-mail list. In my case, it’s because I had ratted on myself to the White House snitch website, AttackWatch.com. (Remember that? LOL)
This is the e-mail we just got from Moochelle. I’m reproducing her letter below. The words in purple are the words she really meant to say. 😉
~Eowyn

Date: Fri, 30 Dec 2011 10:55:43 -0500
To:
From: info@barackobama.com
Subject: I want to be able to say
Friend Obamabot
This holiday (having an aversion to all things holy, I just can’t bring myself to say Christmas) has felt a bit like one last long, deep breath before we plunge into 2012.
This time next year, I don’t want us to have any regrets. I want to be able to say we rose to the task scam, and got it done pulled it off, again! We’ve You’ve all got some work to do right now.
Over the next 11 months we’ve got an organization to grow, phony voters to register, and people ACORN criminals and New Black Panthers to get fired up.
I hope you’ll close out this year by donating $3 or more (more is better!) now to help make sure we’re ready for the next one:
https://donate.barackobama.com/NoPlentyOfRegrets
Thank you so much, and happy new year to me, me, me!
~Michelle Some flunkie slaving away in the basement of the White House (while I’m yukking it up in Hawaii, wearing $2000 sundresses and $1000 skirts, on the taxpayers’ dime $4 million)
P.S. — Also, when you donate today, you, a member of the great unwashed, are automatically entered for a chance to be one of three supporters to have dinner with Barack and me. Me! Me! Me!

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6 responses to “Letter from Moochelle

  1. Eowyn, you’ve translated it perfectly! ROFL!

     
  2. LOL Fantastic….I love it and your version is truthful!

     
  3. They’re definitely on sale. Bargain basement prices no less. A blue light special. What’s cheap is expensive.

     
  4. Love the annotations…

     
  5. “A chance to have dinner with Barack and me”???
    Now THERE’S a reality show. I’d rather starve. Of course, being seated anywhere NEAR Moochelle at the feeding trough is likely to result in loss of limbs – CAUTION: REMAIN CLEAR OF THE MOOVING PARTS.

     

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