Let's start the week with a Caption Contest!

What better way to begin a new week than with another of FOTM’s world-famous Caption Contest? This is our 9th.

The picture below was taken when Obama, fresh out of Harvard Law School, was hired to teach as a lecturer (not professor) at the University of Chicago’s Law School.

Here are the rules:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will be selected by writers of FOTM.
  • The winner will be awarded a year’s free subscription to FOTM! LOL
  • Caption submissions by FOTM writers will not be considered.

To get the contest going, here’s my submission:

“If you think this is confusing, wait till you see my birth certificate!”

The winning caption will be announced a week from today, Monday, February 6.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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  1. “Now right here is where we take all of the money!!”

     
  2. Thinks “……………………………………..momma told me not to come…………………………..this ain’t the way to have fun……………………………………”

     
  3. I’m having problems with the corp uh um corpse um uh corps um uh How do you say it? Oh dang I put the $ underneath instead of the S at the end of um uh corp. $ must be on my mind

     
  4. “…And this.. in the interest of self, is how I plan to attain the funds for my pilgrimage to Mecca..uh, the White House….”

     
  5. As you can see, I’m up here in the self-interest bracket…and down below here, are all the companies that will be feeding that self-interest.

     
  6. “You see class, first I take over GM and Chrystler to pay off the $65 million campaign bribe, I mean contribution, from the unions. Then I take over the Health Care industry and destroy one-sixth of the U.S. economy. Then I destroy the banking system with Dodd/Frank, and that leaves only the military to gut and I can still BLAME BUSH! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Now, about that birth certificate thingy… Hmmmm… maybe some more of that hopey changy kool-aid will help?”

     
  7. “Now watch closely: ya takes the money from under dat shell and you make it look to go under dis shell, but actually you slip it under dis udder shell, see? And den when it’s gone and dey asks you where it all went, you say ‘What shells? I doan see no shells here noway nohow!’ ” [Spoken in true Chicagoese, a dialect of the prairies.]

     
  8. “….let me be clear…as these products pass through this chain of middle-men, they’re marked-up several times before they get to you, the consumer.”
    Prior to becoming President of the United States, Barak Obama also failed at Amway.

     
  9. Leah In Alabama

    “You see class, I hook all these choo-choo’s together, ram them up the AmericanTaxpayers patootie…..And POOF! I get re-elected from the pain I’ve caused.”

     
  10. “…and then after I become President it’s all down hill for America.”

     
  11. So. This is how I got this teaching job. First, we -my mom and me- determined who could best be manipulated: Chicago businesses, banks, utilities, etc. Then we extorted theeeeiiiirrrr… money…[Right Susie, very good]… with the help of the… Mmmmmayor. [That’s correct Jamal.] Now, don’t forget the Aldermen over here; they don’t usually have a lotta benjamins themselves, but they know people who do!
    (By the way Eo, I’m not sure where you got that picture but it’s a photoshop. The real one is here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sgtkey0811/5915411977/in/set-72157625715377697/lightbox/ )

     
  12. “Now class, THE most important life lesson you must take from this course is this… If you can’t dazzle them with Alinsky’s Rules, befuddle them with bullsh*t, bailouts, and more Barry flavored kool-aid! Class dismissed.”

     
  13. Class, true self-interest is never having to say you’re sorry…

     
  14. Students, I’m not your typical African American. I’m International and Harvard educated. My mentor is Saul Alinski and my hero is George Soros. We will begin with with the type of organizations I have outlined on the blackboard, First I will show you how to “Bleed their Riches”, funnel their money into our own Chicago Party and how to “Share their Wealth”. I will then demonstrate how our party can take control a selected Country, and actually teach you how another Alinski student, Mr.George Soros, actually applied this important lesson in some countries and proved it can be done. .