Let's play in another Caption Contest!

This is the 43rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic (h/t our beloved DCG):

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White House Feb. 12, 2013L to r: Kristin Jones, Personal Aide to FLPOS; Tina Tchen, CoS to FLPOS; FLPOS; POS (Photo by White House photog Pete Souza, Feb. 12, 2013) 

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Monday, April 1, 2013.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

TGIF at the Monkey House a foul place where inhabitants have been inside for so long that they no longer notice the stench.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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  1. He’s wearing the booger tie again !!!


    Mr President….your mask fell off. We can see your (devil) horns!!!

  3. HaHaHaHa.. You mean they really believed you?

  4. Ha Ha…they made you the President again??? LOL

  5. Michelle – doing her Keeper of the Crypt impression…..

  6. Hi honey , I heard you passed Obama care . Well guess what I just passed ,Obama gas .

  7. Is that a shrimp in your pants or are you just happy to see me ?…….

  8. There once was a lady named Michelle
    Who really rang my bell
    I took her to bed , we decided to wed
    Now my life is a living hell

  9. “Your fly is down”

  10. “Hey Barry, Is that Bushes fault too?”

  11. Doesn’t this suit make me look like a real leader?.

  12. 0oooo-oooo, Witchy woman…….(Eagles)

  13. Honey , your fly is open . O.M.G., I thought you said that you were a ruler !

  14. …….And your gonna make me stammer with that little hammer !


    You’re going to take everyones guns away??? Now they’ll really BOW DOWN to YOU…….Bitches!!!!


    Can you believe that we RULE the USA??? The peasants will pay for EVERYTHING

  17. And here we have the happy couple practicing their opening steps for DWTS.

  18. Well we’re movin on up,
    To the east side.
    To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
    Movin on up
    To the east side.
    We finally got a piece of the pie1


    Nobody know we sent Sasha and Malia to Paradise Island in the Bahamas for Spring Break on their money. bahahahahaha

  20. Good Morning YOur Royal Nappy Hair Self!

  21. What a knee slapper! The Jews bought the whole sincerity bit!

  22. michelle caught coming out of the men’s room again

  23. Look I can make my hand look like a pop tart gun!! Don’t tell Bloomberg.

  24. You wiped your buggers on your crotch didn’t you? Well I have a few more here under my finger nails.

  25. I think they are botching your sex change.

  26. You mean they actually believe you are trying to fix the economy?

  27. C’mon, pull my finger. I dare ya.

  28. “Step on a crack, break the country’s back!!”

  29. And then the PR guy said that maybe I shouldn’t have more than one lobster at a time!

  30. First thing I thought was, “Ewww, stepped in the dog crap again!”

  31. Rick in Corrupticut

    “You put your left foot in, you put your left out, we’re taking an expensive vacation, while the Country does without”

  32. northerngirl

    Mating dance of the black footed boobies.

  33. “I can’t believe you fooled them again”…………..”Neither can I !”

  34. Ovomit: “Was that You, Moochell??”
    Moochell: “Dang Lobster Tacos!”
    Red Dress: “HAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!! That was better than the last one!!”
    Girl Behind Red Dress: “Was dat a drive by?”
    Man In Background: “WHEW! That woman can clear a room!”

  35. A Bible?! You actually took a Bible to the National Day of Prayer? OMG! Where in this house did you find one?


    YOU PEED YOUR PANTS????!!!!!????

  37. Put your left foot in,
    Take your left foot out,
    Doing the hokie-pokie
    With our Wall Street bailout!
    Put your right foot in,
    Take your right foot out,
    Our plan to ruin the country
    Was never in any doubt!
    Dance to the left,
    Now dance to the right,
    If the sheeple weren’t so dumb,
    We’d be in jail by tonight!
    PS – Why isn’t that woman in red expelled from school for making a gun with her fingers?

  38. You never guess where I wanna go on vacation next..??

  39. The Secret Service guy standing in the back ground: “I risk my life for these clowns?”