Let's play another Caption Contest game!

This is the 47th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic (h/t FOTM’s DCG):

presidents & FLPOSPhoto taken at the George W. Bush Presidential Library dedication, Dallas, Texas, April 25, 2013. 

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Friday, May 24, 2013.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Sigmund Freud: “See that woman skulking in the back? Classic case of penis envy!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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0 responses to “Let's play another Caption Contest game!

  1. Q) How many pri@ks does it take to screw the American people ?
    A) All of the above !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I read somewhere that if you want to know if you are in part of the conversation is to look at the feet. Feet don’t lie. A police detective once said, Look at feet, hands and eyes and in that order.
    Good luck everyone!

  3. Can’t wait to see what the readers come up with on this one.

  4. thought bubble above Michelle, “how much longer are you going to stand there and suck up to all these evil white people?”

  5. “Can you believe they STILL don’t realize it makes no difference who they vote for?”

  6. Barry says to Bill and W :Have the puppet-masters cut the strings yet ?

  7. Here’s mine…. (blush)
    Cue Benny Hill music…
    Maybe add some of TD’s gif? They do tickle me so.
    Thatttt’s all I got.

  8. Barry says ; ” MY GAYDAR IS GOING TO WARP SPEED . DON’T BEND OVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t worry Mama Bush , your safe , I’m lost

  9. Barry says to Bill the pill , Have you finally figured out the definition of is ?

  10. Isn’t it amazing what being up for 24hrs. and some adult bevs. can do for a person in the alternative state of mind ?

  11. Disavowed 1

    Barry Soetoro: And Americans think I’m running the show!
    Bush jr: Well, we all know that’s not true….

  12. Inhale -exhale ……..It only hurts for a while .

  13. John Deere is still trying to make a manure spreader big enough to haul all the bullshit out of the White House when I leave! Semper Fi.

  14. Do you guys see Moochelle over my shoulder? She is giving me that look and has her arms crossed..That can only mean one thing..and it is not good. I better get her outa here..before I have to accuse GW of one more thing just to make her happy.

  15. In this amazing photo the Sulking Ghost of the Bush Library is finally captured. After midnight, frightened janitors say they hear what sounds like an insane woman screaming “I’m finally proud to be an American!”

  16. Barbara to Bush41: “Look at her! All because they ran out of Boston Creme pie!”
    Barack: “No worry! I’ve got the Marines running their asses off getting her more pie!”

    • Carter to skippy “Don’t worry Bro I’m Packing .Barbara is ready to shank ya.
      Skippy to Carter “Now Jimmy you remember we talked about gun control . That would be double tap…center of mass.” ” Got it skippy, can’t miss that old broads bassooms”

  17. Kevin Brock

    “Ooh ooh, that smell. Can’t you smell that smell?”

  18. Mocchie: Disgusted because the men are talking about the women they had when they were in office.
    Obama: Laughing as he is about to tell them he has them beat. Sorry guys I have f¥€&ed the entire nation including you, and it feels better than having sex with Mocchie. And she knows it just look at her sulking over there.

  19. Liars Club VIPs enjoy a whopper at the annual meeting.

  20. ain’t it amazing? My last job was Lawn Jockey for honkies like you.

  21. The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
    Yeah, there is only supposed to be four, but with affirmative action and all…

  22. Alice Wolf

    Beyond the fringe!

  23. The Illegal Alien President: Hey, remember that New World Order thing you all started way back? Well guess what? Its HERE and it’s MINE!
    DubYA: HELL YEAH! And whodun thunk it was gonna be at the hands of a communistsocialistmarxistleninistmaoist Christian Hating/America Destroying SUMBITCH Illegal Alien like you!
    All: Boisterous, uncontrollable laughter.

  24. scott merson

    That is funny…..but actually I am not your waiter I am The President of the Untied States.

  25. dear leader says”…..Wait for it, then I told them,are you ready, the I told them I learned about it the same time you did!!!
    Man am i good or what?

  26. When do we eat?

  27. So tell me Obama, how do you black boys really hang, figuratively speaking of course.