This is the 96th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic. Sorry for the grainy quality.
You know the drill:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
To get the contest going, here’s “my” caption entry, which is actually the hilarious original pic sent to me by FOTM Facebook reader Mark Carroll:
This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 7, 2015.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
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~Éowyn
Cinderella Broom
Dave
DCG
Deplorable Patriot
Dr. Eowyn
Grif
Joan
TrailDust
Barry’s sign : All his ideas on how to uphold the constitution .
Mooch’s sign : Give me a cheeseburger dammit !
Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde
LOL, pretty hard to beat the original, but here goes…
His sign- I’ve got you all fooled!
‘Her’ sign- I don’t.
Him: I’m with stupid
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Her: He loves the cock
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Oh boy, this is going to be a wild contest.
Him: Look at my erection! Her: And I never be expectin!
His: This is Me..
Her: I’m with Stupid
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Him: I can handle twelve hard inches
Her: They’re mine
Variation on previous:
B: Michelle is a real pain in the ass
M: Use more K-Y
I find it “hard” to improve on the signs they’re holding…..
Obama: They have a gun to my side
Michelle: KHAZARIAN MAFIA/ROTHSCHILD/ROCKEFELLER FAMILIES
POS sign: It’s not gas, its an itchy yeast infection.
Mooch sign; I hope he gives it to Reggie.
Scratch off the signs to reveal which one is male or female.
– Or something in between.
-Dave
A take-off on Rocky’s :
His: Hey hun , look at my erection !
Hers : So what , mines bigger !!!
His. I’m Ren
Hers: And I’m Stimpy
O’s -“I’m a whiny pissy pants”
M’s – “Bruce Jenner, call me”
bamma: scratch this and sniff….
michael: no thanks…..I got my own..
bamma: Look michelle, just look, sharia law is winning….
michael: Yea hun, but what are they gonna do when they learn the truth bout us.
Hiledbeast for president …
him: Get your fauxcahontas bumper stickers here folks…
Obumbles sign says “Catcher”. Uglies’ says “Pitcher”.
B: I’m the most powerful man in the world!
M: Oh ya, well my dicks bigger
B: I’m Michelle Obama’s Husband
M: You know it Bitch!
His: blank check for war; Hers: menu for disadvantaged public school kids
Caption under the photo (as is): ” And this is what we knew when we arrived at 1600 PA Ave…..and this is what we know as we are leaving 1600 PA Ave…..”
Brilliant!
I hate the tentacle
I love the tentacle
B: All those fools be thinkin’ I’m a muslim….
M: You’re standing on your prayer rug, idiot!
POS: “I’m a-grinnin”
Mooch: “and I’m a picking*” (*my butt with the hand you can’t see.)
If only these signs were Banjos.
His: I am destroying America
Hers: And I helped..(said like the little girl in the shake and bake commercial)
“Remember the kooks in the 50s who said Eisenhower was spying for Stalin and that rock ‘n roll, EC Comics and fluoridation were Commie plots?”
“Well, our critics are so crazy, they make them look sane and decent!”