Let Me See If I Got This Right

This certainly puts matters in stark clear perspective!
H/t my former student Kriston, J.D. 😉
~Eowyn

Mexican flag at an immigration protest


OK, LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT:
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR, OR SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.  
  
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
  
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.  
  
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.  
  
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.  
  
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET;  
  
1 – A JOB  
2 – A DRIVER’S LICENSE  
3 – SOCIAL SECURITY CARD  
4 – WELFARE  
5 – FOOD STAMPS  
6 – CREDIT CARDS  
7 – SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE  
8 – FREE EDUCATION  
9 – FREE HEALTH CARE  
10 – A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON  
11 – BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE  
12 – AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR NATIVE COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT  
  
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION….
HAD ENOUGH?     PASS IT ON.

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Doc's Wife
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Doc's Wife

What the HELL is wrong with our leaders!!! Oh, forgot–they need votes!

Joan
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Yes, this does put things in perspective!

Dave
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It’s time to end the bullshit lip service and the lofty rhetoric.
We have to take back our country.
And we have to take it back right f’ing now.
-Dave

tina
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this is pathetic,it’s time to change it all! I would put the military down on the border,every time they stick their toe across the line-shoot them{dead} I bet it wouldn’t take long to stop-

james
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james

Let me get this right…
All of you want the US to be more like the countries listed in this article by adopting these sorts of punishments? I think all of you should go check out these countries and see if you really do like the way they do things.
And I’d prefer you do it illegally so I don’t have to stumble to your selfish and ignorant comments.