I go to bed ridiculously early and almost never get to watch late night television. So, I was really surprised when I read these Obama jokes by Leno, Letterman, et al. Does this mean the Punk is in trouble since he’s become the fodder of late night comedians?
A big h/t to beloved FellowshipOfMinds member May!
“The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree – and think 25 to life would be appropriate.” –Jay Leno
“America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.”
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
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