Last Caption Contest of the year!

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This is the 89th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
Kim Jong-Un with military
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Kim Jong-Un: “Joan Rivers says Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny! I told you so!”

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Update (Jan. 6, 2015):

For the winner of this Caption Contest, click here!

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0 responses to “Last Caption Contest of the year!

  1. That was my uncle’s very last breath.
    -Dave

     
  2. HAHAHA! Hey look! Sony thinks I am skinny!

     
  3. Stupid Americans. They still think we are responsible for the hack. LOL

     
  4. Look, it’s Dumbo The Flying President!!

     
  5. Hey, look, it’s me and Dennis Rodman singing Michael Bolton karaoke on YouTube!

     
  6. I am so glad obama turned our internet back on because I miss seeing my lady gaga videos.

     
  7. ..and in this one, he’s bowing to the President of China!

     
  8. “…and here,I’m telling Obama I don’t know what he’s talking about,and I don’t know anything about this ‘internet’ thing OR Sony-I STILL can’t believe he bought it!! What an IDIOT!”

     
  9. See, American girls with Big Tit’s, I told you so!

     
  10. North Korea’s annual staff meeting of their Pillsbury Dough Boy and his Muffin Head Army…..

     
  11. Ah, yes, American aggressors: all your base are belong to us!

     
  12. One day when you’re old enough to go to the motel pool we’re going to buy you a brand new Playstation 4 so you dont have to play Nintendo anymore..

     
  13. You’re right! With that ‘Gibbs’ haircut, Mark Harmon looks just like me!

     
  14. Look, this is where I buy some of my clothes from, it’s called Fredrick’s of Hollywood…

     
  15. Kim Jong-un and his National Security staff lounge around Sichuachi Roomi in Pyongyang watching White House stage fake Bin Laden raid on closed circuit TV.

     
  16. Look, LOL, he insulted My perfectness and now his head fell off. LOL…

     
  17. Look at me… NO that is not Chuck Norris and if any of you say different I will feed you to my hamster…. who will be wearing an outfit I got from Fredrick’s…

     
  18. Why does a Nation support a man who is quite clearly insane and doing them harm?
    I’m talking about the USA, but North Korea too!

     
  19. ” There ! Obama now replaces me in Sony’s ‘ The Interview ‘ script ” !

     
  20. Kim “Young-un” will become Kim “Grown-up” when my extra-large uniform is ready. The white sidewall haircut will remain the same iin order to look authentic..

     
  21. Wow! This contest is heating up fast! 😀

     
  22. Kevin J Lankford

    Look!! Look!! There I am! There I am! I told you I was in the movies now! I told you they love me in Hollywood.

     
  23. Ha Ha Americans, we still have 4 hours of internet time on our AOL account!

     
  24. “With our new Double Dong Rocket, we can finally blow Santa’s fat ass out of the sky!…FIRE!!!”

     
  25. Son of the Rabbit People

    Look! American First Lady look like man!

     
  26. What!!! This thing called fmot is truin to mock me, the kung of de world! Tell the cmupeter surfs to start their TRS-80’s and do a sod affact…

     
  27. Son of the Rabbit People

    OMG!!! He’s wearing a tiara!!!!

     
  28. It’s our latest technological breakthrough…. real ‘cutting edge’…..
    You just put this in there……. push this button….. and you can watch your favorite movie whenever you want!
    …. Amazing!
    We’re gonna make billions with our new Betamax….

     
  29. “Anda now loook, Da-ta Spong Bob-a rippa his paants for da 77th time…
    hahahahahah

     
  30. Ohhh! Rook at dat!. I wok pretty fine a frat skreen

     
  31. 3-D Interview; I rook so gud I tuch myself.

     
  32. Kim Jong-Un, “See … I TOLD you Brad Pitt’s in “12 Years a Slave” – Sony or no Sony”

     
  33. Kim Jong-Un reads email notification of Sony where they wonder if Obama liked the movie django

     
  34. Let’s see, search engine how to build nuclear weapon and distance needed to America.
    -sir, I don’t think that’s what the internet is for…
    -you humiliate me in front of my officers? Execute him!!
    D

     
  35. Kim: Great movie! the actor seems to me!

     
  36. First lady my ass! When you zoom in with these binoculars on this area right here, you can clearly see that this a man!

     
  37. See! There it goes again! Every time he says “9/11” his nose gets a little bit longer!

     
  38. Beginning with the first person on my left, pick your nose and post it right here on Obama’s web page.

     
  39. And then you click here and the pig flys over and messes up the bird nest! GENIUS. Maybe we need to make our missiles work like this?!

     
  40. “Oh good, this is the one were the dog licks his own nuts.”

     
  41. See, I toll you so. America’s credit rating same as ours!

     
  42. see, and then…she poops in the cup too!

     
  43. warrenscottfentress

    “.. and this is the part where my character tortures Seth Rogen with rotten Kimchee and James Franco is forced to watch, sitting in pile of old fish. The old ‘Kimchee and Fish torture’ always work – who needs water boarding?! Ha!”

     
  44. Patty Buchheit

    Look! Obama again tell American he’s commander and chief!

     
  45. Yes….. He MUST be half white….. he just missed ANOTHER free throw!