Just What Does I.R.S. Stand For Anyway?

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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant..
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy’s testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
Which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy’s testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?
‘No,’ the woman replied. ‘I’m with the I.R.S..’
~Steve~                               H/T Wild  Bill Alaska
 

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japoa
7 years ago

Moral of the story : THEY GOT US BY THE B$$$S. Another good one Steve

DCG
DCG
7 years ago
Reply to  japoa

Isn’t that the truth…

Christine A Hall
7 years ago
Reply to  Steve

Oh Steve this is just TOOO cute!! Esp the cartoon. But the story was cute too and I didn’t expect the ending even tho there was an IRS joke first, but I read it in my email. Too cute! smh 😀

sage_brush sagebrushsays
sage_brush sagebrushsays
7 years ago

My dad’s version:
The “infernal Revenue Service” says you have to pay your “Social Obscurity Tax,” and you also need to see a “Tax Insultant,” to advise you on how to pay the yearly “Income Rackets,” to protect you from the “Federal Goon-erment.”
I really miss him. 🙁

Christine A Hall
7 years ago

That’s SO sweet! My Dad said Infernal revenue service but the other terms were new to me. Must’ve been a great Dad.

sage_brush sagebrushsays
sage_brush sagebrushsays
7 years ago

Christine – he was awesome. It almost killed me when he passed, but I am so grateful that he surrendered to Jesus Christ when I was 22 years old. Praise God – I will see him again. When I was six years old I was watching him do his taxes at the kitchen table. I asked him what he was doing – and he said something illegal. My eyes big as saucers I asked – “What?” He looked me straight in the eye and said – “It’s none of their business how much money you make!” He had me read… Read more »

Laserboy
Laserboy
7 years ago

The I.R.S. Spells THEIRS

Christine A Hall
7 years ago
Reply to  Laserboy

I never noticed that!! Indeed it does! S’pose it’s like those coded things in the Bible? Something created since the beginning of the world??