Jokes to offend men and women. LOL

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No_PCA wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me  and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”

A  short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replies, “They had avocados.”

If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will  get it the first time. 😉


Wife: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”

Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous ”

Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”

Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is.  I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

Wife: “In the pool”


Husband and wife have a tiff.

Wife calls up her mom and says,  “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”

Mom says, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I  am coming to live with you!”


Today’s Short Reading from the Bible

From Genesis: “And God promised men that good and  obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.”

Then He made the earth round … and He laughed and laughed and laughed!!!

Jesus laughs with babyH/t FOTM’s KenL 😀


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0 responses to “Jokes to offend men and women. LOL

  1. The second one sounds like an “I Love Lucy” moment. Priceless!

  2. These jokes are timeless..still be true 100 years from now.

  3. Good stuff. 😆

  4. My wife and I had a huge argument.
    She told me to pack my bags and leave.
    On my way out the door she said; “ I hope you die a long, slow and miserable death”.
    I said “Good grief. Would you make up your mind. First you tell me to leave and now want me to stay.”

  5. Those are great!



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