A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replies, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. 😉
Wife: “There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous ”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Wife: “In the pool”
Husband and wife have a tiff.
Wife calls up her mom and says, “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”
Mom says, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you!”
Today’s Short Reading from the Bible
From Genesis: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.”
Then He made the earth round … and He laughed and laughed and laughed!!!