Jimmy Kimmel threatens to cut off Judge Kavanaugh’s penis

Last night, Sept. 24, 2018, in his unfunny monologue, unfunny comedian Jimmy Kimmel threatened to cut off Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s penis if the Senate confirm his Supreme Court nomination.

Jerome Hudson of Breitbart gives us the background to Kimmel’s threat:

Kimmel launched into the Kavanaugh rancor midway through his monologue, noting a New Yorker article published over the weekend in which Deborah Ramirez alleged that as a drunken Yale University freshman, Brett Kavanaugh “exposed himself at a drunken dormitory party.” Ramirez claimed she had “significant gaps in her memories” regarding the alleged encounter. Ramirez’s college best friend also told the paper she “never heard of” the incident in question.

Jimmy Kimmel cut to a clip of Judge Kavanaugh and his wife’s Fox News interview on Monday, in which the Supreme Court nominee called allegations from Christine Blasey Ford false and explained that he was a virgin in high school and college….

Kavanaugh has reportedly produced calendars from 1982, which purportedly prove he was out of town during the time in which Ford says he attempted to grope her at a house party.

“What 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements?” Kimmel asked. “No wonder he was a virgin.”

Beginning at the 6:43 mark of the video below, Kimmel says:

“So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court. Okay. Well, in return, we get to cut that pesky penis of his off.”

Kimmel’s audience laugh uproariously, because threatening to castrate a man is just so falling-on-the-floor funny.

https://youtu.be/935PjmlOH5o?t=4m3s

Kimmel really is in no position to be holier-than-thou when it comes to the treatment of women.

Recall his so-called skit wherein he invited women to touch his crotch to guess what he had in his pants. He said to one woman: “Maybe it would be easier if you put your mouth on it.” (See “Jimmy Kimmel to woman: Put your mouth to what’s in my pants“)

The latest: The spineless Senate Judiciary Committee has re-scheduled its vote on Judge Kavanaugh’s nomination to this Friday morning, a day after Kavanaugh and his accuser, Christine Blasey Ford, presumably had testified before the committee.

A successful vote Friday is not necessary to advance Kavanaugh’s nomination to the full Senate. Current Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas received no recommendation from the Judiciary Committee in 1991, but was still confirmed by the Senate. (Fox News)

H/t Big Lug

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Mad Celt
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Mad Celt

Kimmel? People actually tune into this cretin? He’s been blown out of the water so many times he has as much relevance as a retarded billy goat on meth. I can always count on him and a backed up sceptic tank for something nasty. I’m actually in a generous mood toward him. Usually I dislike him even more.

 
Anonymous
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Anonymous

But it’s okay when he runs his mouth because Democrat or something…

 
Dave
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I guess sticking his in Sarah Silverman caused it to dissolve and he is looking for a replacement.

 
TPR
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TPR

“What 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements?” the idiot Kimmel asked.

An obviously very smart & disciplined one, who probably was taught the habit by his parents or in “rich kid school,” & who no doubt calendared his non-social life as well, because he may have already known he was “going somewhere in life” that required a good brain, documentation, & memory skills (legal field) vs. becoming a trash-talking late-night gutter-hack comedian. :-/

 
Alma
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Alma

The Demorats are so fixated on the penis, why?

 
Zigggy
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Zigggy

Sick.
Mary Kay Letourno and so many others after her have legitimately sexually assaulted young men… are you calling for them to have their clitoris cut off?
No, like your friend Bill Maher you would probably defend their ilk as being prosecuted for simply being in “love”.
You can see from Jimmy’s “sexy baby” skits to the sketches with blatant pedophile symbolism that this man is sick.

PS- I’m loving the posts that come later in the day 🙂

 
Lophatt
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Lophatt

He’s as funny as Amy Schumer. He’s a crude adolescent boy who never grew up. I have to assume that immature leftists are his main audience.

Watching this total group hysteria over the SCOTUS appointment is amazing. Losers of the world, unite! They’re all competing to show their conformity to “me too”. Mindless Bolsheviks.

 
DCG
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Does Kimmel have the balls to do the procedure himself?

That is a rhetorical question, of course…

 
Alma
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Alma

Jimmy needs an extension from The Honorable Judge Kavanaugh.

 
Pray without ceasing
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Pray without ceasing

To be expected from a show that takes place in a masonic hall, which was designed by the same architect who also worked on the Shrine Auditorium, Griffith Observatory, and Los Angeles City Hall. As an aside (but pertinent), this dreck-fest posing as entertainment had (or may still have) a recurring skit just after (S)halloween that featured videos sent in by viewers of kids’ reactions when told all their candy was stolen from them. The parents, or whoever they were, would say “we ate it all, sorry!” or whatever, and giggle like demented maniacs, while the audience of lemmings would… Read more »

kel
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kel

Okay Jimmy, so if women I know were to tell me you sexually attacked them, I should immediately believe them and ask that your penis be cut off. You are a total and complete lunatic, you need psychiatric treatment because you are a total brainwashed idiot.

 
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Prison for kümmel!
Illegal to threaten like this .