Jewish billionaire dies during penis enlargement operation

You can’t make this stuff up.

The Times of Israel reports that on March 2, 2019, “billionaire Jewish diamond trader” Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, died during a penis enlargement operation at a private clinic in France.

Laniado, a Belgian Israeli, had a heart attack after an unnamed substance was injected into his penis during the procedure.

In the diamond business for 40 years, Laniado owned Omega Diamonds based in Antwerp and diamond pricing consultancy Mercury Diamond. In 2015, he sold the world’s most expensive diamond — the Blue Moon of Josephine — for $48.4 million, to Joseph Lau, a Hong Kong billionaire businessman and a convicted felon.

Omega Diamonds confirmed its owner and founder’s death in a statement: “Farewell to a visionary businessman. It is with great sadness that we confirm that our founder Ehud Arye Laniado has passed away. After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all.”

Laniado reportedly entered the workforce as a masseuse working at the Hilton Hotel in Tel Aviv. He was expected to appear in court in Belgium on March 14 to face tax evasion charges.

See also “Woman discovers man she just married has a micropenis”.

~Eowyn

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Arche N.
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Arche N.

It is sad and regrettable that Mr. Laniado felt compelled to have such a surgical procedure in the first place. The same goes for so-called transgender individuals who feel driven to seek the opposite type of surgery. (My opinion – and condolences to all those who will miss him.)

Lana
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Lana

Darwin Award nominee? I’d say so.
Life was just too hard with all those billions. Think that perhaps instead of being fixated on his pee pee he could have done something for someone else with all those sheckles.

Andy
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Andy

It is common knowledge that facial change surgery for identity change is done in France, or in the Orient.
Let me see…
An incredibly wealthy man, supposed to appear in court for tax evasion, runs off and gets a penis enlargement surgery less than 2 weeks before court and dies and it is reported in the news despite the embarrassment it would cause to his “sexual prowess” and honor as a man.

What are the odds? That’s one damn good PR stunt.
I am not sorry, but I am not buying that story.
It stinks all the way to cat house Thursday.

Watertender
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Watertender

A senseless death. The biggest Jewish Prick has to be Chuck Schumer so he would have been a distant second at best.

TrailDust
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Like you said, “You can’t make this stuff up.”

Joseph BC69
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Joseph BC69

Good riddance! I doubt very much that he will be missed, except perhaps by the millionaire criminals to whom he sells his diamonds.

Steven Broiles
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Back in my high school or college days, we would have made a lot of jokes over something like this. But I pity Mr. Laniardo for this reason. It seems to me that the man was an aesthete, one who enjoyed the finer, more sophisticated things in life. And I understand his point: We’re only here once, so we might as well enjoy what life has to offer. Up to a point: That point being where we don’t endanger our own lives. It was reported that “an unknown substance” was “injected” into Mr. Laniardo’s member. Was that substance silicone? This… Read more »