Jewish billionaire dies during penis enlargement operation

You can’t make this stuff up.

The Times of Israel reports that on March 2, 2019, “billionaire Jewish diamond trader” Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, died during a penis enlargement operation at a private clinic in France.

Laniado, a Belgian Israeli, had a heart attack after an unnamed substance was injected into his penis during the procedure.

In the diamond business for 40 years, Laniado owned Omega Diamonds based in Antwerp and diamond pricing consultancy Mercury Diamond. In 2015, he sold the world’s most expensive diamond — the Blue Moon of Josephine — for $48.4 million, to Joseph Lau, a Hong Kong billionaire businessman and a convicted felon.

Omega Diamonds confirmed its owner and founder’s death in a statement: “Farewell to a visionary businessman. It is with great sadness that we confirm that our founder Ehud Arye Laniado has passed away. After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all.”

Laniado reportedly entered the workforce as a masseuse working at the Hilton Hotel in Tel Aviv. He was expected to appear in court in Belgium on March 14 to face tax evasion charges.

See also “Woman discovers man she just married has a micropenis”.

~Eowyn

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Arche N.
Arche N.
1 year ago

It is sad and regrettable that Mr. Laniado felt compelled to have such a surgical procedure in the first place. The same goes for so-called transgender individuals who feel driven to seek the opposite type of surgery. (My opinion – and condolences to all those who will miss him.)

Lana
Lana
1 year ago

Darwin Award nominee? I’d say so.
Life was just too hard with all those billions. Think that perhaps instead of being fixated on his pee pee he could have done something for someone else with all those sheckles.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Lana

Apparently life wasn’t “hard” enough. I’m going to be crying all week over this one. Jewish billionaire could have achieved his goal with a pair of platform shoes.

Alma
Alma
1 year ago
Reply to  Lophatt

Lophatt, None other than you can make so true a statement, just think he could have worn Cuban heels and cockroach killers! Hahahaha.

Andy
Andy
1 year ago

It is common knowledge that facial change surgery for identity change is done in France, or in the Orient. Let me see… An incredibly wealthy man, supposed to appear in court for tax evasion, runs off and gets a penis enlargement surgery less than 2 weeks before court and dies and it is reported in the news despite the embarrassment it would cause to his “sexual prowess” and honor as a man. What are the odds? That’s one damn good PR stunt. I am not sorry, but I am not buying that story. It stinks all the way to cat… Read more »

Lana
Lana
1 year ago
Reply to  Andy

Did he really have to go through all that? After all Israel is known for harboring criminals as long as they are part of the tribe and looks like at the very least he had dual Israeli citizenship.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Andy

Maybe Babs Olsen and Ken Lay needed a “fourth” for their Canasta game.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

Maybe he has a sense of humor. His way of “giving us the bird” on his way out.

Andy
Andy
1 year ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

They wanted a lot of attention on it to imprint in peoples’ minds the story that he’s dead. Nothing in that country happens by chance. All planned out. Psychologically, who would really question it? The story is too clean.
I’d bet the farm on it, that it is a PsyOps to cover his identity change & criminal coverup.

Andy
Andy
1 year ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

Not to mention, after that type of penile surgery, there are such a device known as a medical hammocks for supporting male testicles for the swelling and the weight. That man would not be ready to appear in court after that kind of a surgery. He would be swollen down and in pain for a week or more.
Whole story stinks.

Andy
Andy
1 year ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

Why penis enlargement surgery now? He’s 65, multibillionaire. Did he just realize his wee wee was wee small and now after 40 years of business? Did he just become wealthy enough to pay for a bigger weewee? No. Why now? Tax Evasion. Other surgeries wouldn’t get discussed. Add the penis enlgmt it’s the talk of the world. One thing I know, over in Israel they do not tolerate money crimes. They want their money back. He stole from the state. Israel does convict and imprison those kind of criminals. He won’t have to face court or prison. He had the… Read more »

Dan
Dan
1 year ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

It may be a case of poisoning the well, maybe not. The story is too contrived on the face of it to be taken seriously, even if it could possibly be true. If true, it was possibly a pro hit successfully disgracing him and his family forever. I wouldn’t want to cross the white-collar thugs in the diamond smuggling syndicate he may have fronted for as a dealer. Didn’t Hillary take on Maurice Tempelsman as a client if she won the election, and for a measly $500k “donation” to her campaign to run cover for the diamond syndicate? Anyway, this… Read more »

Dan
Dan
1 year ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

Tks. I should have mentioned that Tempelsman is a director of Democratic Socialists, etc., directly linking the criminal diamond syndicate with Hillary and with these interference-running GND sock puppets in the “news.”

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

A senseless death. The biggest Jewish Prick has to be Chuck Schumer so he would have been a distant second at best.

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago
Reply to  Watertender

Yeah, he should be charged for “priapism”.

Lana
Lana
1 year ago
Reply to  Lophatt

LOL!

Alma
Alma
1 year ago
Reply to  Lophatt

Hahahaha!!!!!

TrailDust
Admin
1 year ago

Like you said, “You can’t make this stuff up.”

Joseph BC69
Joseph BC69
1 year ago

Good riddance! I doubt very much that he will be missed, except perhaps by the millionaire criminals to whom he sells his diamonds.

Steven Broiles
1 year ago

Back in my high school or college days, we would have made a lot of jokes over something like this. But I pity Mr. Laniardo for this reason. It seems to me that the man was an aesthete, one who enjoyed the finer, more sophisticated things in life. And I understand his point: We’re only here once, so we might as well enjoy what life has to offer. Up to a point: That point being where we don’t endanger our own lives. It was reported that “an unknown substance” was “injected” into Mr. Laniardo’s member. Was that substance silicone? This… Read more »