Jesus and the Democrat

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?”
The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back.
He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus, over there?”
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there honey! How’s about gettin’ me a cold mug of Miller Light?”
He too looked across the restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God’s boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. “On my bill,” he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.”
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.”
The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me! I’m collecting disability!”
H/t FOTM’s Wild Bill Alaska  😀
~Eowyn
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bobby90247
7 years ago

“…lol”

Trail Dust
Admin
7 years ago

Perfect!!! LOL!!! Thanks Dr. E.
BTW, are you as excited as I am about the Hobbit movie this week?
~TD

Trail Dust
Admin
7 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

I’m a Tolkien fan of many years. I first read Lord of the Rings in 1971, and later did many illustrations from the stories. It’s amazing anyone can do justice to the novels cinematically. Peter Jackson’s team deserve every award they receive.
~ TD

Lavelle
Lavelle
7 years ago

Great Joke