Japan Has a Little Johnny, Too!

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Little Taki, the Little Johnny of Japan

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Taki, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said.
“Very good! Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth’?”
Again, no response except from Little Taki, “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”
“Excellent!,” said the teacher continuing, “Let’s try one a bit more difficult…. Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?”
Once again, Taki’s was the only hand in the air and he said, “John F. Kennedy, 1961.”
The teacher snapped at the other students, “Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, little Taki isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.”
She heard a loud whisper: “F*ck the Japs.”
“Who said that? I want to know right now!” she angrily demanded.
Little Taki put his hand up, “General Mac Arthur, 1945.”
At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”
The teacher glares around and asks, “All right!!! Now who said that!?”
Again, little Taki says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”
Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”
Little Taki jumps out of his chair, waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, “You little sh*t. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”
Little Taki frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.”
The teacher fainted.
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh sh*t, We’re screwed!”
Little Taki said quietly, “The American people, November 4, 2008.”
H/t my friend Sol.
 
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0 responses to “Japan Has a Little Johnny, Too!

  1. This is likely the best “Little Johnny” joke yet!

     
  2. ROFLMAO!
    That is the best one yet.
    -Dave

     
  3. bwahaha…sooo funny….sooo screwed…

     
  4. but unfortunately for us the joke was on the american people when somehow the incompetent obama got himself elected. this joke will be much funnier if in 2012 obama becomes a one term president.. ha ha ha

     

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