It's Wednesday, which means a new Caption Contest!

This is FOTM’s 16th Caption Contest.
Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

The winner and runner-up will be announced next Friday, April 20, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption submission:

“Try as she may, Moochelle simply couldn’t suppress her inner Ndebele.*”

*The Ndebele people in South Africa are one of the Nguni tribes who represent nearly two thirds of South Africa’s Black population. Ndebele women traditionally adorned themselves with a variety of ornaments, each symbolising her status in society. After marriage, dresses became increasingly elaborate and spectacular. In earlier times, the Ndebele wife would wear copper and brass rings around her arms, legs and neck. The rings (called idzila) were believed to have strong ritual powers.

Ndebele women. This is NOT the pic for our Caption Contest!

 For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!
~Eowyn

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dan
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dan

….needs more cow-bell…

Miranda
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Dan u crack me up! “SUPERSTAR!”

Vic Bailey, Auburn, GA
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Vic Bailey, Auburn, GA

I don’t know how Mr. T does this crap! This is HEAVY!

J. Fielding
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J. Fielding

You should be ashamed of yourself….and you call yourself a patriotic American. Disgusting.

Matthew Fielding
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Matthew Fielding

I understood what J Fielding was saying.. Meechelle berating an actual American citizen unlike her husband who is an usurper.
Here’s my caption:
Crap! If Skippy loses I lose my 10 vacations a year on taxpayers dimes, and I will have to move out of the largest government assisted housing I’ve ever had!

dan
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dan

Meechelle is almost as apt as Moochella, 🙂

TheOhioConservative
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“Blueberries should be in every healthy school lunch…”

COCOA
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Is that one from the Wax Museum, or is it a funerary model from Transylvania?

khetaamenti
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khetaamenti

Mooch was so happy she caught all those Mardi Gras beads, she just had to wear them at her next formal event…

COCOA
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Poor thang! Imagine going through life not knowing how to dress or behave.

Andy Miller
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Hussein “we know we don’t belong here, maybe we should go back to Kenya”! People just don’t seem to like us here!

Andy Miller
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This isn’t for the caption contest but did anyone notice it looks like she has a blood clot in her left arm!

nclaughlin nclaughlin
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nclaughlin nclaughlin

I think what you are seeing is a shadow on her arm

Dennis H. Bennett
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Dennis H. Bennett

That may be the longest ulnar nerve transposition scar I’ve ever seen!!
Does Barry sleep on her right?

COCOA
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Those are old needle tracks from her “Shooten Horse in da Hood daze”.

Ed Haskell
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“For the first time in my life I’m actually proud….oh, never mind, I’m going on vacation. Where’s MY plane?”

Lilly
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Lilly

Ah, an understatement in elegance——!

SDF
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SDF

“Do you know how many times I had to flash my t¶*s to get this here joolery? “

Christy Stinson
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Christy Stinson

I see somebody thinks like me….twisted. I love it!

Christy Stinson
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Christy Stinson

Wow, somebody had a pretty good time at the Mardi Gras!

Alice Wolf
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Mood indigo revisited.

marianne
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marianne

I hope nobody finds out that these are real pearls

dan
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dan

made me start laughing again …just rememberin’ 🙂
I’ve seen her teeth and they made me afraid !

COCOA
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Long ways from National Geographic.

sparrow59
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sparrow59

All this Bling is really hurting my neck!

Dave
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Dave

Sheesh, why couldn’t the comrade Dear Ruler have married Halle Berry?
Oh, wait…
-Dave

Lazer Kranker
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Lazer Kranker

wow, i can see why you republicans are forced off to these poorly designed, second rate websites, and i don’t just mean because you can let your inherent bigotry fly free, but because you guys have d-rate intelligence/humor. i’m a democrat, though more of a centrist, willing to laugh at your next bigoted shot at the obama family, but all i find here are grade school jabs. i’ll trust you’re mostly a bunch of high school (ged) educated white dudes with no future or life, but come on, one of you dipshits must have at least a modicum of humor… Read more »

DCG
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If you are so educated yourself, can’t you come up with a more original insult? Bigots….blah, blah, blah. That all you got?
In true typical form, all you see is race. MLK would be so proud…
At least you got one thing right, Skipply is a Commie Muslim Socialist, and it’s no secret to us.

Miranda
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Now that there was FUNNNNNYY!!

Tom Runge
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Tom Runge

Program Guide:
Each neckless represents a vacation
Each bead =$25,000 spent (of our money)
And to think she keeps them all in her mouth or…..

katykat
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katykat

looks like all we need now is a millstone and a few strong guys to toss her over the nearest bridge

katykat
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katykat

Second thought, no millstone necessary. Might need more than a few strong men, however, to toss her fat arse over the nearest bridge.

katykat
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katykat

I think the beads are there to offset her flat chest

Miranda
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No doubt about it, the First Lady really does shop at Target!

Miranda
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“Red Light Special….Aisle10….GIRLS PLASTIC PARTY FAVORS.
BOGO EXTRAVAGANZA!!!”

Miranda
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(Soldiers in Background)
Soldier 1:
“Well, I guess we know now why so many plastic eggs were mysteriously empty the other day at the White House Easter Egg Hunt.”
Soldier 2:
“…Yeap…”

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

Filet Mignon?!?! AGAIN??? I can’t take this any longer!!!

the little brother (@TheLightningNuz)
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I’ve got balls that jingle jangle jingle…

wildbillalaska
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wildbillalaska

” This little old thing?,it just hides the hicky i got from Joe Bi–er,I mean Barak”

Michael Lawlor
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Michael Lawlor

“I have never been proud of this country, I wonder if it shows.”

Rich Young
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Looks like a man in drag.