It's Wednesday, which means a new Caption Contest!

This is FOTM’s 16th Caption Contest.
Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

The winner and runner-up will be announced next Friday, April 20, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption submission:

“Try as she may, Moochelle simply couldn’t suppress her inner Ndebele.*”

*The Ndebele people in South Africa are one of the Nguni tribes who represent nearly two thirds of South Africa’s Black population. Ndebele women traditionally adorned themselves with a variety of ornaments, each symbolising her status in society. After marriage, dresses became increasingly elaborate and spectacular. In earlier times, the Ndebele wife would wear copper and brass rings around her arms, legs and neck. The rings (called idzila) were believed to have strong ritual powers.

Ndebele women. This is NOT the pic for our Caption Contest!

 For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “It's Wednesday, which means a new Caption Contest!

  1. ….needs more cow-bell…

     
  2. Vic Bailey, Auburn, GA

    I don’t know how Mr. T does this crap! This is HEAVY!

     
  3. You should be ashamed of yourself….and you call yourself a patriotic American. Disgusting.

     
    • Why should I be ashamed of myself? Americans have made fun of presidents and first ladies since the founding of our Republic. We are not a monarchy, at least not yet.
      Besides, I’m not the one with poor taste in clothes and jewelry. Nor have I squandered millions of taxpayer dollars on lavish vacations and a second jet plane just because I refuse to wait 4 hours for hubby Barry.

       
    • Matthew Fielding

      I understood what J Fielding was saying.. Meechelle berating an actual American citizen unlike her husband who is an usurper.
      Here’s my caption:
      Crap! If Skippy loses I lose my 10 vacations a year on taxpayers dimes, and I will have to move out of the largest government assisted housing I’ve ever had!

       
  4. “Blueberries should be in every healthy school lunch…”

     
  5. Is that one from the Wax Museum, or is it a funerary model from Transylvania?

     
  6. Mooch was so happy she caught all those Mardi Gras beads, she just had to wear them at her next formal event…

     
  7. Poor thang! Imagine going through life not knowing how to dress or behave.

     
  8. Hussein “we know we don’t belong here, maybe we should go back to Kenya”! People just don’t seem to like us here!

     
  9. This isn’t for the caption contest but did anyone notice it looks like she has a blood clot in her left arm!

     
  10. “For the first time in my life I’m actually proud….oh, never mind, I’m going on vacation. Where’s MY plane?”

     
  11. Ah, an understatement in elegance——!

     
  12. “Do you know how many times I had to flash my t¶*s to get this here joolery? “

     
  13. Christy Stinson

    Wow, somebody had a pretty good time at the Mardi Gras!

     
  14. Mood indigo revisited.

     
  15. I hope nobody finds out that these are real pearls

     
  16. made me start laughing again …just rememberin’ 🙂
    I’ve seen her teeth and they made me afraid !

     
  17. Long ways from National Geographic.

     
  18. All this Bling is really hurting my neck!

     
  19. Sheesh, why couldn’t the comrade Dear Ruler have married Halle Berry?
    Oh, wait…
    -Dave

     
  20. wow, i can see why you republicans are forced off to these poorly designed, second rate websites, and i don’t just mean because you can let your inherent bigotry fly free, but because you guys have d-rate intelligence/humor. i’m a democrat, though more of a centrist, willing to laugh at your next bigoted shot at the obama family, but all i find here are grade school jabs. i’ll trust you’re mostly a bunch of high school (ged) educated white dudes with no future or life, but come on, one of you dipshits must have at least a modicum of humor swirling around your get ‘er done brain.
    the best laugh on this site is reading the comments, where you dipshits try to make coherent points. ahahaa. keep it up, and good luck in ’16. oh yeah, commie muslim secret socialist nazi obama is coming for you ahahahahaa

     
    • You on the Left have just two cards to play against Conservatives. Both cards are extremely boring, narcissistic self-congratulatory (“we are so superior!”), and both really are psychological projections:

      1. You’re a racist!
      2. You’re stupid but I’m smart!

      How pathetic you are. I have a Ph.D.; am a Full Professor; have published 4 university press books and countless refereed articles; am published in politics, economics, history, and theology; and my IQ is in the 99.4 percentile. I’m a legal immigrant; came to America with literally $0; worked my way through college and grad school; worked hard; saved 1/3 to 1/2 of my salary each month, and retired early. And I’m NOT white.
      I’m your worst nightmare.

       
      • Doc Eowyn,
        The Liberal mind (Mob Mind) is is the mind of the “Dead”, it cannot be revived. They have no God that can do that for them. Dead they are and Gratefully Dead they remain.
        Thank you for your faith and strength.

         
        • 😀
          .
          “Therefore, put on the armor of God, that you may be able to resist on the evil day and, having done everything, to hold your ground. So stand fast with your loins girded in truth, clothed with righteousness as a breastplate, and your feet shod in readiness for the gospel of peace. In all circumstances, hold faith as a shield, to quench all the flaming arrows of the evil one.” St. Paul’s letter to the Ephesians 6

           
      • Way to go girl! You just fabulously opened a can on geek boy! I’m taking notes…for future reference! 😀

         
        • OK, Miranda, let me help you on this, as I’m a life-long EXPERT on opening cans of worms. Here’s my caption, so all complainers can hang me first, and set FOTM free!
          “Oh my princess Ndebele, where you get dem beauty beads! Dey’s almost as pretty as you be, girl!”
          Bring on the tar, feathers, and boiling oil: get rid of one cranky white guy and set my people free!

           
    • If you are so educated yourself, can’t you come up with a more original insult? Bigots….blah, blah, blah. That all you got?
      In true typical form, all you see is race. MLK would be so proud…
      At least you got one thing right, Skipply is a Commie Muslim Socialist, and it’s no secret to us.

       
    • Now that there was FUNNNNNYY!!

       
  21. Program Guide:
    Each neckless represents a vacation
    Each bead =$25,000 spent (of our money)
    And to think she keeps them all in her mouth or…..

     
  22. looks like all we need now is a millstone and a few strong guys to toss her over the nearest bridge

     
  23. Second thought, no millstone necessary. Might need more than a few strong men, however, to toss her fat arse over the nearest bridge.

     
  24. I think the beads are there to offset her flat chest

     
  25. No doubt about it, the First Lady really does shop at Target!

     
  26. “Red Light Special….Aisle10….GIRLS PLASTIC PARTY FAVORS.
    BOGO EXTRAVAGANZA!!!”

     
  27. (Soldiers in Background)
    Soldier 1:
    “Well, I guess we know now why so many plastic eggs were mysteriously empty the other day at the White House Easter Egg Hunt.”
    Soldier 2:
    “…Yeap…”

     
  28. Filet Mignon?!?! AGAIN??? I can’t take this any longer!!!

     
  29. I’ve got balls that jingle jangle jingle…

     
  30. wildbillalaska

    ” This little old thing?,it just hides the hicky i got from Joe Bi–er,I mean Barak”

     
  31. “I have never been proud of this country, I wonder if it shows.”

     
  32. Looks like a man in drag.

     

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