It's rubber-room time: Michelle Obama dances with turnip

Iman Crosson

Iman Crosson

You can’t make this stuff up.
Iman Crosson is a Barack Obama impersonator.

In an #AskTheFirstLady segment, Crosson (@AlphaCat) asked the First Lady Female Impersonator of the United States this raunchy question:

“How many calories do you burn every time you ‘turn up’?!”

Note: Urban Dictionary gives two definitions for the expression “turn up”:

  1. Getting loose, being wild and potentially engaging in sexual activity with members of the opposite gender (or the same gender if thats what you’re in to)
  2. Acting crazy due to consumption of large amounts of alcohol, marijuana, molly or other drugs

The White House posted Mooch’s 6-second response, “Turnip for what,” on the WH Vine account, looped over and over in the video below:


“Turnip for what” is Mooch’s take on DJ Snake and Lil Jon’s “Turn Down for What.”

Like you, I’d never heard of DJ Snake or Lil Jon or their atrocious rap “song”. But the First Lady of the most powerful country in the world has.
Just makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?
H/t FOTM’s Lola
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0 responses to “It's rubber-room time: Michelle Obama dances with turnip

  1. Good grief…this is embarrassing.

     
  2. Kevin J Lankford

    Musta been something like that in sodom.

     
  3. Every time I think I’ve fathomed the depth this royal couple will sink to, they surprise me again.

     
  4. Michelle Obama has finally showed what a nut job she really is. We’ve got an EBOLA crisis, an illegal alien crisis, war vets dying and not getting the healthcare they need, people still out of work. schools going down the tubes, disabled and elderly being abused by caregivers at an all time high, and this imbecile first lady wants to talk about turnips? Notice she’s had botox done lately? And how many trips she done with her momma in the white house? This chick, this first lady of disgrace is the worst ever. A national disgrace. But what did you expect from a man and wife who spent years in a church where the radical pastor mocked America and spewed hatred for white folk? Yeah. IT’s hurts, don’t it? Reality man, it’s brutal. Obama is a fail x 100 and his wife is suffering from disassociative personality problems. These people are so far out of touch with reality they should be put on a psychiatric hold.

     
    • Toby, I could not have said it any better myself. In my 68n years on the planet, I never dreamed we’d see this level of psychosis and outright demonic behavior parading itself in our faces as our overlords….and with almost no opposition

       
  5. Everyone associated with this video has to be demon possessed. And as for Mooch…..no words!

     
  6. Absolutely bizarre!

     

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