It's Monday. Time for another Caption Contest!

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Here’s the pic for our 13th Caption Contest:

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (LOL), will not be considered.

The winner and runner-up will be announced on Monday, March 19, 2012.
To get the contest started, here’s my caption:

“Mmmm…. Maybe if I wish real hard, she’ll turn into Reggie Love.”

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here!

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0 responses to “It's Monday. Time for another Caption Contest!

  1. They obviously do not like eachother.

  2. No tongue……….tongue is not on the list of approved foods!

  3. Maybe if I keep my eyes closed and wish really hard, he will turn into a frog.

  4. I…Think…I…Can….! I Think…I…Can!! I Think I…Can!! I Think I Can!!!
    I am the First Lady…..I Am The First Lady…..I Am The FIRST LADY!

  5. I ‘m about to retch, close your mouth.

  6. Toss her a bone.

  7. I ain’t goin’ anywheres near this one.
    (And no, that is not a caption).

  8. Looks like they got their sphincters connected.

  9. They look like two kids, that hate each other, being forced to kiss and make-up after a fight!

  10. the first kiss (of the opposite sex) for either of them

  11. really what in the heck is that supposed to be.. about as much passion as between a rock and a tree.

  12. true two reptiles would have more passion. that looks like a first grade boy who still thinks girls have cooties and is being forced to kiss one for punishment

  13. Dennis H. Bennett


  14. Homeschool Mama

    Thinking, “I really hate these set up photo ops”

  15. Kiss America goodbye.

  16. keep your mouth closed.I dont want another baby!

  17. joooo shave baby? (just yuk!)

  18. Order your own set of magnetized kissing monkeys here… Parental supervision required! (Not available outside the U.S. and it’s Territories, SORRY.)

  19. Barry: “Don’t ask, don’t tell!”
    Mooshell: “I won’t tell, if YOU don’t tell!”
    Barry: “Good. Then we’ll burn the negatives and commandeer the internet.”
    Mooshell: “Right. We’ll burn all the bodies and bury the internet.”
    Barry: “DOOOOHHHH!”

  20. Quoting Madeline Kahn in “Young Frankenstein”….
    “No tongue!”

  21. Misery loves company.

  22. Barry, this is the only BJ I’m gonna give you…

  23. They’re both thinking the same thing….
    “Yuk! This is like kissing my brother”

  24. He feltched! Gross & sick!

  25. Yuck!! Not a caption… just a comment. Disgusting! Kissing Satan!! Ewwwwww!!! She’s not “The First Lady”. She’s the “Bride of Satan”. DISGUSTING!!!

  26. Obama: Even Reggie’s ass is not this ugly!
    Moochelle: I know he’s dreaming of Reggie’s rectal sphincter

  27. Open letter to America: We are a nation in distress. Our rule of law is being subverted for political purposes. Criminal investigators in Arizona have found probable cause that Obama’s birth certificate is a computer-generated forgery, that his Selective Service registration form is also forged, and that his Social Security number is stolen. Either Obama is a fraud or Sheriff Arpaio and his investigators are frauds. We deserve to know who is lying, as one or the other MUST be. Obama’s narrative and the Cold Case Posse investigation findings are in direct conflict. If we want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, we must DEMAND a full, nationally broadcast hearing to examine the evidence. Sunshine is the best disinfectant. If responsible parties refuse to comply with our demands, we must also refuse to comply… Perhaps a National Strike will change their attitudes. Let’s make tax day, April 16, 2012, our Truth Day. If you agree, please help spread this message far and wide. For more:

  28. Ooh that smell, can’t you smell that smell?
    Ooh that smell, the smell of death surrounds you

  29. This mirrow sure has a differnet look to it.


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