for the 18th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic — of a young Michelle Robinson, before she became Moochelle Obama:
Eight FOTM writers voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions.
Each #1 vote is worth 3 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And our winner, with four #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is paul mcainey!!!!! Here’s his winning caption:
“…and we’re gonna’ kick that constitution right to the curb!”
Branded969 (formerly known as Vic Bailey) is in 2nd place with three #1 votes, totaling 9 points:
“I don’t see how all this is going to help me find a Gay Lawyer Husband. But if you say so!”
Rich is in 3rd place with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 5 points:
“Eins, zwei, drei, vier, schwein….”
Uncle Vladdi is in 4rd place with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points:
“The Obamas — goose-stepping their way into national socialism on the world stage!”
And in 5th place are Bruce, Christy, illlill, and MoxieLouise, each receiving 2 points for one #2 vote!
Congratulations, paul mccainey! Here’s your super-duper Award Certificate of Excellence!!!!
To read all the caption submissions, go here!
Since Terry has joined FOTM’s intrepid team of writers, his caption submissions are disqualified for the contest. Terry was the winner of FOTM’s 2nd Caption Contest back in January 2012, before we began giving out our expensive one-of-a-kind Award Certificates. To make up for that, Terry, here’s your super-duper official Award Certificate of Excellence, all ready for framing!!!!!!