Is the Whole Country on Food Stamps?

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“Did you sign up for Obamacare?”
I was sitting in the barber chair, getting my hair cut, and the question caught me off guard.
“No. Did you?”
“Yes, I signed up,” said the Korean woman who cuts my hair. “It’s cheaper than paying the fine.”
“How much is it?” I asked her.
“Nothing,” she said. “It’s free if you don’t have money.”
Now this I found odd, because she owned the hair salon I was in, and she had two other hair cutters working for her.
“Are you on food stamps?” she asked next.
“No,” I said.
“You should get on food stamps. I can tell you where to go.”
“Are you on food stamps?” I asked her.
She smiled sheepishly and hesitated for several long seconds before saying, “No.”
I didn’t believe her.
“It’s two hundred a month,” she said. “It helps.”
“But don’t you have to be broke to get food stamps?” I asked.
“Oh, no. It’s easy. You just have to sign up. If you want to get on them, tell me, and I’ll tell you where to go.”
I paid her twenty bucks for the haircut and went home. An email from a friend read: Do you know how to get food stamps?
I emailed him back: Aren’t you working?
His reply: Job sucks. Where do I go for stamps?
My reply: Talk to my barber.
Then I turned the computer off.
Later at work, a black guy at my job sailed by me saying, “The revolution is coming!” He set up shop in the break room, making chicken sandwiches. “You want one?” he asked me.
“No, thanks,” I said. “I just ate.”
“Well, take one for later,” he said. “I got plenty.”
“Save your money,” I told him.
“It ain’t my money, it’s EBT. You don’t have your EBT?”
“No.”
He dropped what he was doing and looked at me like I was from another planet. “What’s wrong with you? We don’t make enough here to survive. Get yourself an EBT.”
Back home, I click on the link that Anonymous has posted several times: It’s free! It’s free! Swipe yo EBT!
Yup. The whole country is on food stamps.

Note: The food stamps program is now called the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP)
From the US Dept. of Agriculture Food & Nutrition Service:

How Can I Report SNAP Fraud?

If you see or hear about SNAP fraud, tell us. Help us protect your tax dollars.
FNS takes aggressive measures to fight all fraud. We appreciate the help of concerned citizens.

  • Fraud reports of any kind may be filed with the USDA Office of Inspector General.
    • Call
      • (800) 424-9121
      • (202) 690-1622
      • (202) 690-1202 (TDD)
    • Write
      • United States Department of Agriculture Office of Inspector General PO Box 23399 Washington, DC 20026-3399
    • Online
  • You can also report fraud to your State. This is especially important if you think that someone lied about their income or assets, or is misusing their benefits.

Your report is confidential.
Help us Fight SNAP Fraud.

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~Mike & Eowyn

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0 responses to “Is the Whole Country on Food Stamps?

  1. Ship sources of honest earnings overseas, get society dependent on the rulers for food, and then totally control the people.

     
  2. Son of the Rabbit People

    I for one don’t believe our government is in any way interested in combating fraud. They advertise their free handouts of other peoples’ money in foreign countries.

     
  3. Not really much new here. People have been gaming the system for years. It all started with the welfare system; kick the husband out of the house, increase the monthly payment for each additional illegimate child born, tack on some food stamps. Then the social workers got into the act with ADD, ADHD, and just plain hurt feelings needing soothed with Ritalin or other mind altering drugs. Rewarding people for bad behavior and a lack of self respect, multiplied by 40 years or so, and where are you……. in 2015 America.
    No responsibility. No guilt.
    When the national anthem is played, just put your hand out.
    Feeling ‘transformed’ yet?

     
  4. When I retired early due to real disability, I had to apply for Social Security, than the case worker went down the list of must have bennies; EBT, free transportation fuel assistance, free rent, free medical and dental. I did not qualify for any of them because my total from SSDI and company LTD was 2.5 times the gubmint poverty level, so she recommended I dump any savings, assets deny my disability so I could get everything for free. I told her “isn’t this wrong? the country’s broke as it is.” Her reply was “what do you care you’ve got it all coming to you.
    One ting I notice about negro and lah-tee-no around here they all talk 24×7
    very loudly into their obamaphones; mostly in Spanglish or ooga booga Anyway I was sitting in front of a Somali on the bus. Obama’s cultural enrichment squad have been literally flooding my town and others with tribal primitives only, no brain surgeons or rocket scientists
    Well anyway ugunda bwamba sanchez is talking very loudly in broken English telling whoever was on the other end to get up here ASAP because you get all expenses paid for free for life for you, your family and all your friends…yes yes the white devils owe us this and president Obama has opened the door of opportunity.
    I’ve known this for years that the bulk of the black Hispanic, arabs and asians
    coming here now have no intention of assimilating, learning English
    What is happening today is not immigration but COLONIZATION. Once they have eradicated the white race they can go on to fight bloody culture wars among themselves. The former West will just become a part of one vast feudal tribal hell hole

     
  5. I think the government is purposely keeping the economy in the tank.
    A lot of good paying jobs that vanished after the FM meltdown have not come back – and probably won’t any time soon, if ever.
    If you have a family and go from making $60k/yr to $25k/yr, sometimes you really don’t have any other choice.
    I know people that have had to apply for food stamps off and on because there was nowhere else for them to turn until they were able to get back on their feet, and not all of them have been able to.
    That’s the sad reality of the Kenyan mullah comrade Dear Ruler’s “growing” economy.
    -Dave

     
  6. Great article, Mike!
    I love the flow of the narrative. And the point is devastating.

     

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