Is it bestilality if it's a teddy bear?

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I’ve been avoiding doing this post for days now, fearful of getting FOTM’s banned commenter, zoosexualist Jonathan Hughes (aka artiewhitefox),  all excited. But, it’s now or never, so here it is!
Ten days ago, on June 13, a man was arrested for the 4th time for having sex with a teddy bear in public.

Charles Marshall

Christine Snow reports for the UK’s Daily Mail, June 15, 2012, that Charles Marshall, 28, received a citation for masturbating with the stuffed animal in an alley near the Elm Street Health Clinic in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Elm Street Clinic

Employees at the health clinic noticed Marshall in an alley engaging in a sex act with himself, and reported the situation to police. Police came, found Marshall using the stuffed animal to masturbate, and cited him for disorderly conduct — public indecency with a teddy bear.
This is the fourth time since 2010 that Marshall has been arrested for pleasuring himself with a teddy bear. For three similar incidents in the past, Marshall served short stints in jail and paid small fines for misdemeanor convictions, according to The Smoking Gun.
He was first arrested in February 2010 after witnesses at a public library contacted authorities about Marshall masturbating with a stuffed animal in a men’s bathroom. A judge told Marshall to stay away from all public libraries in Hamilton County, Ohio.
Later in 2010, police arrested Marshall for having sex with a teddy bear a second time.
The third occasion Marshall was found pleasuring himself with a toy bear was in August 2011. He was arrested for that incident after witnesses called authorities. Police said he was masturbating with a stuffed animal in a place where minors were likely present.

It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.
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0 responses to “Is it bestilality if it's a teddy bear?

  1. Thank you Dr. Eowyn for telling us about this incident. A good look at this man’s eyes shows that he is very disturbed. I think he needs professional help desperately. I wonder why the Judge didn’t think he needed help.

  2. Humans that arrest are bat shit insane determined in their mind to not be like Jesus is thinking a blue suit makes them better. Police are Spasmodic idiots desperate to make a human less than they are. Bestiality is sex. When a devil in a human sees it out in the open will go out of his mind. A teddy bear is not even a living thing. The police are conditioned to see sex or nudity, and collapse like a deck of cards when a puff of wind blows. Cops are evil. You are good. Bestiality is good.The police are bad not being like Jesus is.

    • Cincinnati police arrested the guy, not for the teddy bear, but for masturbating in public. I don’t want to see anyone masturbating in public! As for Jesus approving of bestiality — you are demented. I feel sorry for that poor doberman you use for your gravatar. Someone should report you to the police and have you arrested for animal abuse.
      Real name: Jonathan Edsel Hughes, 56
      Lives in: Gualala (or Jenner), northern California

      • I know! Scary, isn’t it?
        His FB page says his “interests” and “likes” include “Make Nakedness Legal” and “Lambda Legal”. So I looked up Lambda Legal. It calls itself “The oldest and largest legal organization in the U.S. dedicated to the civil rights of lesbians, gay men, bisexuals, transgender people and those with HIV.”
        By the way, all those remarks to our posts were comments he wrote on FOTM, which I’d intercepted and deleted.

      • Triple tap…

    • I’m sorry, but are you insane????

    • Dayem, and I had thought I had encountered every possible combination of sick twisted freakazoid since way back in the Usenet days of the early 1990s.
      My bad.

  3. A law should be enacted saying, if anyone mentions the word indecent in a negitive way against anyone to demean them making them feel bad should be put in a rocket jettisoned into outer spoace. No nakedness or nudity out there.

    • I repeat: You’re demented.

    • The Bible is very clear and unambiguous that bestiality is an abomination:
      “Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it.” -Leviticus 18:23
      “If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death” -Leviticus 20:15
      “Cursed is the man who has sexual relations with any animal” -Deuteronomy 27:21

  4. Ditto Dr. Eowyn! Hughes, you are immoral and clearly abusive towards animals. There is decent and indecent behavior, good and bad behavior. Your behavior is indecent, abusive, immoral and sickening! You offend Jesus when you behave immorally, especially with regard to the abuse of animals who are creatures without sin. You need professional help desperately.

  5. Dr. E., do you know who we all are? Just curious.

    • Of course not! I hunt only trolls! 😀
      It takes a lot of time, energy, and sleuthing to hunt trolls. I have no idea who you are, nor am I interested. Scout’s honor.

      • Well, you were certainly correct in your fear that showcasing this story would invoke the sick one….wow….he needs to get some help. At least you know he’s out there, trolling.

  6. Like you said…

  7. Exactly.

  8. Hay, I’ve just got production going on an exploding prayer mat. Think we could offer a buy one get one free?

  9. In the old days of the large insane asylums; this behavior would have landed him there.

  10. Charles is a freak. I now know why I chose not to read this post yesterday…this and the sick Jonathan’s comments.


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