I’ve been avoiding doing this post for days now, fearful of getting FOTM’s banned commenter, zoosexualist Jonathan Hughes (aka artiewhitefox), all excited. But, it’s now or never, so here it is!
Ten days ago, on June 13, a man was arrested for the 4th time for having sex with a teddy bear in public.
Christine Snow reports for the UK’s Daily Mail, June 15, 2012, that Charles Marshall, 28, received a citation for masturbating with the stuffed animal in an alley near the Elm Street Health Clinic in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Employees at the health clinic noticed Marshall in an alley engaging in a sex act with himself, and reported the situation to police. Police came, found Marshall using the stuffed animal to masturbate, and cited him for disorderly conduct — public indecency with a teddy bear.
This is the fourth time since 2010 that Marshall has been arrested for pleasuring himself with a teddy bear. For three similar incidents in the past, Marshall served short stints in jail and paid small fines for misdemeanor convictions, according to The Smoking Gun.
He was first arrested in February 2010 after witnesses at a public library contacted authorities about Marshall masturbating with a stuffed animal in a men’s bathroom. A judge told Marshall to stay away from all public libraries in Hamilton County, Ohio.
Later in 2010, police arrested Marshall for having sex with a teddy bear a second time.
The third occasion Marshall was found pleasuring himself with a toy bear was in August 2011. He was arrested for that incident after witnesses called authorities. Police said he was masturbating with a stuffed animal in a place where minors were likely present.