Is Bird Poop the Tom Cruise Fountain of Youth?


It involves mixing poo from a nightingale with rice bran and water which is then applied as a face mask.
And a source told the magazine: ‘Tom (Cruise) doesn’t go in for Botox or surgery but he does pay close attention to all the new natural treatments.
‘He recently started experimenting with the nightingale poo facial after it was recommended by a Hollywood pal and the results have been fantastic.’

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what will they think of next

ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. tom Cruise puts bird sht on his face. maybe that’s why his wife is leaving him.

DCG
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Hollyweird!

Dave
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Dave

ROFL!
-Dave

Dr. Eowyn
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Actually, Tommy Girl the Scientologist needs not search for nightingale poop. He produces plenty of it himself.

Dave
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Dave

Brings a whole new meaning to the term sh*t-faced, don’t it?
LOL – Sorry, but I just couldn’t help myself. 😀
-Dave

igor
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igor

a long time ago three explorers a brit, a frenchmen and a pole where hiking through parts unknown on the continent of africa.. while walking in the dense dark jungle they heard the song of a bird that none of them had ever heard before so they all looked up into the tree and plop plop plop the bird shit on the three of them the brit took out a hankie and wiped the shit off and fell over dead the frenchmen used the cuff on the sleeve of his shirt to wipe off the poo and then he too… Read more »

Dave
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Dave

ROFLMAO!
That sooooooooooooo needed a spew alert.
-Dave