Is Bird Poop the Tom Cruise Fountain of Youth?

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It involves mixing poo from a nightingale with rice bran and water which is then applied as a face mask.
And a source told the magazine: ‘Tom (Cruise) doesn’t go in for Botox or surgery but he does pay close attention to all the new natural treatments.
‘He recently started experimenting with the nightingale poo facial after it was recommended by a Hollywood pal and the results have been fantastic.’

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0 responses to “Is Bird Poop the Tom Cruise Fountain of Youth?

  1. what will they think of next

    ha,ha,ha,ha,ha. tom Cruise puts bird sht on his face. maybe that’s why his wife is leaving him.

  2. Hollyweird!

  3. ROFL!

  4. Actually, Tommy Girl the Scientologist needs not search for nightingale poop. He produces plenty of it himself.

  5. Brings a whole new meaning to the term sh*t-faced, don’t it?
    LOL – Sorry, but I just couldn’t help myself. 😀

  6. a long time ago three explorers a brit, a frenchmen and a pole where hiking through parts unknown on the continent of africa.. while walking in the dense dark jungle they heard the song of a bird that none of them had ever heard before so they all looked up into the tree and plop plop plop the bird shit on the three of them the brit took out a hankie and wiped the shit off and fell over dead the frenchmen used the cuff on the sleeve of his shirt to wipe off the poo and then he too fell over dead,. the pole just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking. days later he emerged from the jungle and in his extreme joy he doused himself with a nearby bucket of water wiping the shit off of his head. he then also fell over dead. the moral of the story if the shit fits wear it..


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