Imagine seeing this at your Walmart….

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I’ve done a number of satirical “People of Walmart” posts here on FOTM.

I do them as a way to chronicle how Americans have lost our sense of propriety. Too many of us don’t make even a minimum effort at pulling ourselves together before we go out of our homes, but instead parade our slovenly appearances for the world to see.

I thought I’d seen them all, until I saw this pic . . . .

Eye Bleach Alert!!!!!!!!


man in thong

I suppose we should be thankful that we are spared a frontal view of man-in-thong.

But then, these Americans are simply following the edifying example set by their president and first lady:

  • See “First Lady of Snot,” showing snot dribbling from Moochie’s nose, for agonizingly long MINUTES.
  • And then, of course, there’s this GIF I made from a video showing Obama picking his nose:

Obama picks nose

See FOTM’s “People of Walmart” collection:

Here’s an eye-and-mind cleanser! 😀



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0 responses to “Imagine seeing this at your Walmart….

  1. This is where the company needs to post signs and enforce them and escort those that don’t out. This is repulsive.
    A company has to lead in standards and the people are only going to respect those with rules. This guy is an escapee from a nudist colony and his girlfriend has told him, he is one big strong sexy sugar daddy.

  2. Augggghhhh!! Eye Bleach! Eye Bleach!!

  3. This is too weird for me to comment on, except for this comment.

  4. Whatever happened to “NO SHOES – NO SHIRT – NO SERVICE”? Oh my!!!

  5. My eyes! 😮

  6. Yikes!

  7. In Maine in the summer we get alot of french Canadians, so this is actually a common sight here. Especially in Ogunquit. I’m not saying its pretty but It’ always good for a laugh.

  8. Yikes – am using the eye-and-mind cleanser right now! Thanks for the wakeup, Eo!!

  9. Dear God my eyes are hurting!

  10. Oh, give him a break Dr. E. He was probably just sunning himself out by the pool! 🙂

  11. my eyes will never be the same again… anyone got a fork so i can gouge my eyes out!?

  12. Give the poor guy a break. He’s probably just looking for a little action. Not sure why he would try the garden dept. at Walmart, but there is a song about “looking for love in all the wrong places”. Either that or he’s just strutting his stuff!


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