I'm sick…

sick woman
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your e-mails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White-House Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
January 2015 – Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread.
The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.
Symptoms include:

  • Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.
  • Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
  • Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
  • Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.
hopeandchange4
h/t Laura
DCG

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Dr. Eowyn
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Funny! 😀
But also too true. 🙁

Dave
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Dave

LOL – I think I’m suffering from PIST-AWF, too, and have been for a long time.
-Dave

lou damico
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lou damico

Thank you for the diagnosis which accurately pin pointed my problem, I’ve got PIST-AWF. All these years (since 2008) that I’ve been suffering, I thought I was just allergic to PC liberal Democrats. But now that I know I’m PIST-AWF, life seems a little brighter.

marblenecltr
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Hang on there! Vaccines are being developed right now, they will be thoroughly tested through mandatory vaccination of our entire population! While waiting for your cure-don’t fight, wait for your turn-rest in bed-wait, I see you there already, continue watching MSM. Your fever will break any day. Or it will break you.

marblenecltr
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Reblogged this on necltr and commented:
No laughing matter, get well soon.

MomOfIV
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MomOfIV

the only treatment is common sense applied to liberals and politicians morning, noon, and night….as we all know, a treatment can only work when it is used.

Steven Broiles
Member

I think it’s gonna take a lot more than an election to cure us of PIST-AWF! Good, witty article!

frohky
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frohky

End the cycle of stupidity. Have your liberal spayed or neutered.

Glenn47
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Glenn47

I think we will all be in need of a system cleanse when this is over.
In the meantime, I wish you well DCG and start taking something for the immune system, lol.

Grandtrines
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Grandtrines

Reblogged this on Lost Dudeist Astrology.

Terry Welty
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I am an Albertan (a Canadian) and some pissed at Obama for rejecting TransCanada’s Pipeline, just because we wouldn’t pony up 2 Billion for our share of a fancy new North American defence system (it really ticked off the State Department). It’s all about politics and has SFA to do with true environmental concerns. I have some terrific American friends and nothing will affect our friendship. Good luck with getting rid of the Democrats. Terry D Welty CPA (retired).