Fri, 03 Dec 2010 12:20:57 +0000
The Fellowship in its never ending quest to bring you the latest scientific news has found a new breakthrough in the medical field. Field technicians at Semper Fi U. have made an astounding discovery.
Dr. I. Killem Okeydokey explains the procedure for our reporter on the scene Tina Kickbutt:
“The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it!”
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
~Steve~ H/T our intrepid reporter Miss Tina