How to Clean a Toilet

A big h/t to birthday girl May!
~Eowyn

How to Clean a Toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.  You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.  
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash and rinse’.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.  
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,    
 And run outside where he will dry himself off.  
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.      
Sincerely,  
The Dog  
 
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Doc's Wife

I LOVE this–will pass it on to our daughter-in-law who has a cat and hates to clean. Could have used this when I first married. Do not tell this often, but when I married very young and could only make Toll House cookies, I made my husband promise that I would never have to clean a toilet. It worked for several years, but I finally was forced to learn when he started residency and was never home. Now, he hasn’t cleaned on in years. I also learned to do many things that I said I never would.

Dave
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That is hilarious.
LOL – Eowyn comes up with the best seriously pissed off small animal pics.
-Dave

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As a cat person, I can say that is one pissed-off looking kitty.