How Obama lost the 2012 presidential contest

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The morning after November 6, 2012, America was in chaos.
The Presidential election was too close to call!
Neither the Republican candidate nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting,
court challenges, etc.

Eventually, it was decided that a week-long ice fishing contest between the two candidates seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate who caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin.
There were to be no observers present. The two candidates were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.
At the end of the first day, the Republican candidate returned to the starting line with 10 fish. Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day the Republican came in with 20 fish but Obama came in again with none.
That evening, Obama got together secretly with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the other top Democrats. Obama said, “I think the Republican candidate is a low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow, spy on him and see just how he is cheating.”
The next night (after the Republican candidate returns with 50 fish and Obama, again, with none), the Democrats got together for the report of how the Republicans were cheating.
Obama said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
H/t beloved Miss May
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “How Obama lost the 2012 presidential contest

  1. Idiots who voted for Obama

     
    • the trouble with having a loaded gun within reach….
      is that computers are so expensive 🙂
      ….and I have a lake all picked out for the two runner-ups
      to test the thickness of the ice in November

       
    • Grouchy, I agree…and I don’t understand for the life of me why people who pay absolutely no attention to the issues show up to vote at all. No matter what your political ideas are, if you’re uninformed, JUST STAY HOME! Letting people like that vote is like giving a loaded gun to a one year old. If you’re too lazy to have paid attention to ANYTHING that’s been going on over the past few years then let the grown ups handle it. Just my opinion…

       
    • And he sings like Al Green! Ohhhhh, I think I might MELT!!!!

       
    • What Obama Doesn’t Want Americans To See.

      Town Hall discussions have been on the news lately about Obama’s Health Care Reform.
      Obama’s ACORN Thugs have teamed up with Local Police outside of Town Hall meetings to silence discussions among the people about the proposed Socialized Health Care plan that The Obama Administration is hell bent in passing into law.
      Your very freedom is at stake here!
      IT STARTS WITH HEALTH CARE….. BUT WHERE DOES IT STOP?

       
    • Never before has there been more evidence of outright contempt for our Constitution than under the current liberal hegemony presiding over the executive and legislative branches of our federal government.
      The protagonist of this Leftist regime is, of course, Barack Hussein Obama, who promised his constituents, “This is our moment, this is our time to turn the page on the policies of the past, to offer a new direction. We are fundamentally transforming the United States of America. And generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was our time” [emphasis added].
      Obama proclaimed, “Everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act — to lay a new foundation for growth.”
      In his inaugural speech, Obama declared, “The question we ask today is not whether our government is too big or too small, but whether it works,” signaling his rejection of the old paradigm, which pitted the conservative position, “government is the problem,” against the liberal position, “government is the solution.”

       
    • Ray Stevens – Obama Budget Plan

       
  2. do these obama voters even know to wipe their ass after taking a shit? does someone tell them to breath in and exhale. can they walk and chew gum at the same time? and lastly ice fishing in november in wisconsin what planet are you on? i’d gladly love to see obama walk on ice (try) in november ha maybe the up (michigan) might have enough thickness but safe ice fishing is when the ice is good and thick and the weather has been cold for a couple of months straight. like say in january anyway about obama walking on ice thin ice and fall in and not find his way back up that would be okay with me he could sleep with the fishes..

     
  3. If it wasn’t so critical it would be funny. There again, you gotta laugh. Ho Ho Ho………………………….Away in a manger, no crib for a bed……………………………………
    Go tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere, Tell it, Tell it, Tell it, THAT JESUS CHRIST IS RULING AND REIGNING HE HAS BEEN GIVEN ALL POWER
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mitt can choke on his fishes, we are fishers of men, right?

     

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