How Helga saved the cruise ship

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From Helga’s Vacation Diary

DEAR DIARY – DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter – The Late Bloomers decided on this “all-girls” trip. It will be my first one – and I can’t wait!
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me,
bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.
He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship … I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY – DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.
 

Twice.
H/t my friend Sol 😀
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “How Helga saved the cruise ship

  1. Such concern for one’s fellow humans is rare, perhaps beyond words. And to think she managed to save them a second time! So very unselfish, it staggers the mind.

     
  2. The ship is your country, the captain represents your dear leaders, and the adulterous slut represents the majority of your citizens, which rejoice in perversity and deceit as long as it feels good and has no immediate consequences. And some say you’re not under Judgement. Hold the line, more broad hints coming.

     

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