Hospital Chart Bloopers

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These are actual writings from hospital charts:
1 . The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
22 The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
H/t my friend Sol!
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Hospital Chart Bloopers

  1. hmmmmm i wonder how many of these where written by doctors who speak english as a second language…..

     
  2. now this is scary.

     
  3. This is where the educational system breaks down, not knowing where to put the commas, periods and other punctuation marks necessary for things to make sense. Besides, most professional people know their specialty very well, they just don’t know how to explain it to others so that they will understand. Granted, “the patient refused autopsy,” cracked me up and, hopefully, the person who wrote that would catch it if he or she read it. If not, the person should be barred from any life or death decisions.

     

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