Here's our first Eurotrash Caption Contest!

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This is the 116th world famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
dutchmen in miniskirts protest Muslim sex assaults, Amsterdam, Jan. 16, 2016
The pic above — of men in miniskirts to show their “solidarity” with hundreds of German women who were sexually assaulted by Muslim men on New Year’s Eve in Cologne — was taken in Amsterdam, Netherlands, on Jan. 16, 2016.
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Imam Abdallah Al-Khalif recommends sodomy to widen Muslim men’s anus for jihad. We’ll gladly widen our anus for jihadists!”

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Feb. 2, 2016.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
Seen any pics that you think will make good fodder for our caption contests? Send it to us at:

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0 responses to “Here's our first Eurotrash Caption Contest!

  1. These skirts entitle these pussies to be thrown off of buildings by Moslems.

  2. Kevin J Lankford

    You want your virgins?…..Here they are….

  3. “Mommy, can I borrow your miniskirt and a tampon or two?”

  4. We are dressed as women! Fondle us too.

  5. It’s actually a recruiting poster for today’s United States Army.

  6. Son of the Rabbit People

    “Let’s show those nasty bully-boys who wears the skirts around here!”

  7. manhood has left the building

  8. back in the day, men ‘wore the pants’; today, males need to find them

  9. we are the lollipop kids!

  10. We pee sitting down too…….

  11. New World Order Girl Scout Troop 666 promotes their new cookie flavor, Sweety-Boy-Patty-Cakes.

  12. Hey mohammed…come and fondle this, you filthy animal.

  13. Behind every raped woman is a brave man in a skirt holding a sign that says …. rape me when I kneel in prayer

  14. “And next week we are all going to wear Goat heads”

  15. Ha! You Brits have nothing against us Germans- see we can dress as women and call it comedy too!

  16. Amsterdam is now a ‘Testosterone-Free Zone’….

  17. Kevin J Lankford

    Dang!….Didn’t any body bring their “Bag Pipes”?

  18. Dutch courage.

  19. “We were supposed to wear panties too?” “Damn it, no wonder I’m cold!”

  20. Liberals are destroying the planet.

  21. I will play.
    “Leave the girls alone, have a dubie, and just do us!”
    “If my ancestors who were eradicated in internecine wars were around, you would be in trouble.”
    We are going to report you to Angela and your quota of mass migration will be reduced by 1%

  22. You gotta love what flows from Doug Giles’ pen. In his weekly article, he reminds his readers that this Eurotrash mindset written about by Dr. Eowyn has also infected the so-called “men” of America. An example:
    “Well… simply put: it’s because males are being shamed, taught, lead, PASTORED, drugged, schooled, coerced and cajoled into throwing out their brains, handing over their balls and formally abandoning the rarefied air of the testosterone-leader-fog that God and nature hardwired them to dwell in; and instead they’ve become weak, effeminate, mangina-sporting, shriveled up quail. That’s why.”
    (Note: I capitalized “pastored”).

  23. I know where Bruce Jenner will be vacationing next.

  24. We wish you a merry Christmas and a fuck in new year

  25. Amsterdam: Home to beautiful tulips and pathetic pansies.