Have you ever been in Kahoots?

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I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there?
I have, however, been in Sane.
They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, work, politics, and Obama.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, when I try too many DIY projects from Home Depot.
I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember which one I was in. It’s an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
H/t FOTM’s dee 😀
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Have you ever been in Kahoots?”

Trail Dust | July 28, 2014 at 12:12 pm | Reply
Ken Russell | July 28, 2014 at 12:48 pm | Reply

Hello Doctor. Funny article. For those of us in the back country of San Diego County, the name “Kahoots” means only one thing, a feed and grain store that has its roots in our back country. Their main store is in a town I lived in for 20 years called Ramona, CA. Their advertising has always been “You need to be In Kahoots!” Here is their website: https://kahootsfeedandpet.com/
Love your writing, as always.
Ken
- Dr. Eowyn | July 28, 2014 at 1:02 pm | Reply
  
  HA HA HA HA! So the answer to the post’s title question is “Ramona, CA”! 😀
- CalGirl | July 28, 2014 at 7:20 pm | Reply
  
  LOL! I was on the same page, Ken! I get my chicks & chicken mash, and dog food at Kahoots (and a good stock of “pet” antibiotics!).
  And to Dr. E, I say “WHOOOOOP!” This was a good one!
  - Ken Russell | July 28, 2014 at 7:36 pm | Reply
    
    They are still the best!
surfercajun | July 28, 2014 at 1:01 pm | Reply

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/28/the-hobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-trailer_n_5627532.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
Hey doc, this is for you!!!
- Dr. Eowyn | July 28, 2014 at 1:31 pm | Reply
  
  Thanks, surfer!
  https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2014/07/28/hobbit-3-battle-of-five-armies-trailer-is-here/
Laurie Barchalk | July 28, 2014 at 1:25 pm | Reply

Love this!!! These days we need a little humor to keep us from going insane!!!
Northerngirl | July 28, 2014 at 2:08 pm | Reply

How clever!! Great one. 👍👍👍👍👍
Glenn47 | July 28, 2014 at 7:44 pm | Reply

I have been left in limbo, but never been Kahoots.
- Dr. Eowyn | July 29, 2014 at 4:40 am | Reply
  
  Excellent!
truckjunkie | July 28, 2014 at 10:05 pm | Reply

I was in Exact once,but I’m not really sure where it is or how I got there….
- Dr. Eowyn | July 29, 2014 at 4:39 am | Reply
  
  HA HA HA HA HA HA!
TPR | July 29, 2014 at 11:24 am | Reply

Brilliant Fun Fun Fun Semantics game! Great laughs! Too good! Now I want to play, too… can I can I can I? (lol!):
I was in Ept, but just once, mind you. I don’t fancy going there again because they require that you keep hitting yourself on the head declaring, “Dummie!”
Another day I found myself in Audible, but I couldn’t hear a thing the locals were saying, cops neither when I ran a red light.
Another day I was in Tolerable but I hit the gas & sped through in a hurry. It’s where the Libs, Commies, Homos, & Atheists live!
On my last drive I was en Sure to buy some car insurance. They said, “Wrong Town. Did you read your map to ‘Make Sure’? You need to go 20 miles thattaway until you’re in Sure!”
(I could do this all day now that you got the rusty cranial wheels turning, lol.)