Hank's Senate race heats up with nasty attack ad

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Hank is the wildcard challenger in Virginia’s hotly contested U.S. Senate race.
FOTM is so taken with Hank that we have started a “Hank for President 2012” campaign. He has his own Web site, Facebook page, and Twitter handle!
The race is really heating up, as Hank’s dastardly opponents have launched an attack ad:

But our hero is fighting back against the scurrilous smear campaign by telling his all-American personal story.
About Hank
From the very first day, Hank has been a fighter. Born to a single mother living on the streets, Hank, his mother, and his siblings were taken to an animal shelter and sat on death row. Shortly before their execution, Hank and the rest of his family were saved by an animal rescue group called Animal Allies. Hank was adopted to a loving family, and was raised by his adopted brother Sammy.
Being from the streets and having nothing, Hank learned the value of hard work. Putting himself through school while working, Hank was simply too stubborn and driven to let his disadvantages dictate his future. After graduating with honors, Hank quickly entered the business world and brought himself up to start and run a number of successful local companies.
Hank’s story and dedication have inspired all who know him, and he realized that his ideas and unique life experiences could help his community, his state, and his country. After much encouragement, Hank decided to enter the race for US Senate.

Hank is a refreshing candidate – energetic, inspiring, and real. Unlike so many others, he wasn’t born with a “silver spoon” – but rather earned his success and his name through hard work. He knows what it’s like to have very little, and knows that with hard work and dedication anyone can seize the opportunities that this great nation presents all of us.
Hank knows that the key to a better America and a brighter future is the creation of jobs – jobs that will improve a street, a town, a state, and the nation. These time-tested ideas and Hank’s energy and determination make him the best candidate for the job, and have brought millions of Virginians from frustrated voters to energized campaigners.
Hank currently lives in Springfield, VA with his family.

H/t beloved KhetaAmenti


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0 responses to “Hank's Senate race heats up with nasty attack ad

  1. Get ’em Hank 🙂

  2. i heard a rumor hank goes to (nmm) no more mice meetings?

  3. you go Hank! finally someone we can vote for 🙂

  4. Hank is a Bastard?

  5. I must say, this “catnip thing” concerns me, but I bet he didn’t inhale…

  6. May Hank claw his way to the top.

  7. What did the cat have when he came up from the beach? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Sandy Claws < 😉

  8. Can’t get the Theme from Shaft out of my head….
    who’s the Cat that will come out… when there’s danger all about
    …Cat…John Cat ….he’s a bad ….now hush yo mouth 🙂

  9. lowtechgrannie

    I endorse Hank because he knows a rat when he sees one!

  10. Hank’s dad just showed up. He wants to fess up now that Hank is wealthy and powerful.

  11. I LOVE HANK!


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