Gun Hysteria: Oregon police called to disarm cat with 'assault rifle'

This would be a Tuesday Funny post, it the matter weren’t so ridiculous and distressing.
The Parkland school shooting and the March For Our Lives protests — the DC permit application for which was made months before the march  (see here and here) — has whipped up Americans into a gun-control hysteria. As an example, police were called to a high school in Oberlin, Louisiana, because some students thought the square-root symbol resembles a gun.
But a year before March For Our Lives, Oregonians had already gone loopy over imagined assault weapons.

On April 25, 2017, Oregon’s Newport Police Department received a report of a cat in a tree armed with an assault rifle.
I kid you not.
The Newport Police posted about it on their Facebook page:

Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded. The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in…

Posted by Newport Oregon Police Department on Tuesday, April 25, 2017


Liberalism really is a mental disorder, verging on psychosis.
H/t FOTM‘s Anon
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~Eowyn

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Cabin 1954
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Cabin 1954

There are no words to describe how looney some people can be.

 
chemtrailssuck
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HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!! That’s AWESOME!! Ha ha! Stupid anti gun loonies don’t even know cat’s can’t pull the trigger.
That is hilarious! Thanks I needed that.

 
chemtrailssuck
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Reminds me of a laid back version of Monty Python’s “Confuse a cat” skit.

 
Alma
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Alma

Hey fellows, don’t be so sure, plenty of “pussycats” out there meowing, they are faking it!

 
Zigggy
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Zigggy

Bahahaha

 
Anonymous
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Anonymous

First, it was a meme; then some liberal saw it…comment image

 
DCG
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Good grief….some people are insane!

 
Steven Broiles
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I think this is a CATastrophe!

 
True George
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Who the hell saw that cat in the tree in a forest? Lucky he wasn’t shot for failure to follow commands….

 
Brian Heinz
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We have reached the point of diminished returns from the conditioning of the left. OMG give me a break, what is next? dogs using RPG’s from the top of the dog house. “CAUTION PETS WITH WEAPONS ZONE” please be advised. ☻

 
Auntie Lulu
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Auntie Lulu

As far as I am concerned, if an adult person cannot tell a tree branch from a weapon, and if they call in an emergency complaint under these circumstances–they should be fined $250.00 for filing a false report. Taking into consideration how many dillweeds we have here in Oregon, it is little wonder that this would happen.

 
truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

Add to that the fact that an activated cat is harder to peel off ones self than a shrink wrap suit and can remove a criminal’s face in about 3 swipes of the rear claws when needed. NOT something to be trifled with. Don’t ask how I know this….

 
Jackie Puppet
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Good thing the cat had a permit to carry, so a verbal warning was all it got.