Guess who’s Back? Little Johnny. Oh No.

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The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?”

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775′ he said.

‘Very good!’

Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?’
Again, no response except from Little Johnny, ‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863′.
‘Excellent!’, said the teacher continuing, ‘let’s try one a bit more difficult…’

Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?’
Once again, Johnny’s was the only hand in the air and he said; ‘John F. Kennedy, 1961′.

The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Johnny isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.’
She heard a loud whisper: ‘Screw the Japanese,’

‘Who said that? I want to know right now!’ she angrily demanded.
Little Johnny put his hand up, ‘General MacArthur, 1945.’

At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’
The teacher glares around and asks, ‘All right!!! Now who said that!?’

Again, Little Johnny says, ‘George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.’
Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Bite me!’

Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!’

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, ‘You little putz, If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’
Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice, ‘Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.’
The teacher fainted.

As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, ‘Oh poop, We’re screwed!’
Little Johnny said quietly, ‘the American people, November 4, 2008.’

~Steve~        H/T     igor

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8 responses to “Guess who’s Back? Little Johnny. Oh No.

  1. That Little Johnny is a genius and wise beyond his years. Unlike all politicians, he’s not afraid to speak the truth. Little Johnny for POTUS, 2012 !!!

    LOL

     
  2. Why did Obama win a nobel peace prize? When he invades Yemen, Syria and Sudan they’ll say he is coming in peace. He also makes the sign of the devil a lot with his two outside digits. Kinda strange. I think I have all the Gremlins or Obamlins ironed out now. They try everything to get me away from this site. I said: “I’ll be back”. God bless all at the Fellowship.

     
  3. Yeah, I always hated having Asian kids in class, as they wreaked havoc on the grading curve. :-^)

    LOL – Especially in math.

    -Dave

     
  4. Little Johnny is funny 🙂

     
  5. Lone, the Nobel was an aspirational award. Sort of hoping he’d grow into deserving it by making good on the promises, and making peace.

    Sadly, it didn’t work, and that particular Nobel award tactic has been shredded.

    Peacefully.

     
  6. I say a special prayer for you all every day. I came across of a photo of Obama falling into Hell. I’ll see if I can download it sometime. All take care and Godbless. Remember we are the good guys and we always win in the end.

     

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