Gotta love Oregon.

GOOD, from Bend , Oregon
A policeman had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting
many.
Then he discovered the problem–a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand-painted
sign, which read ‘RADAR TRAP AHEAD.’
The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was down the road
with a sign reading
‘TIPS’ and a bucket
full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER, from Pendleton , Oregon
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
speeding through an automated
radar post in in Pendleton , Oregon.
A $40
speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a
picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST, from Eugene , Oregon
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
An Oregon
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket
book.
She said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Trooper’s Ball.”
He replied, “Oregon State Troopers don’t have
balls.”
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his
hat,
got back in his patrol car and left.
~Steve~            H/T     Cindy
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LOL, the last one was the best!!!