Go Fly a Kite


Was in my back yard trying to fly a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, Laraine is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me, “You need a piece of tail.”
I turned with a confused look on my face and said, “Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.”
H/t beloved fellow May!
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Go Fly a Kite

  1. Too funny. How true, esp. when you have been married 38 years like we have.

     
  2. the last time i flew a kite was many many moons ago. and i had a pretty good kite and it was very easy to fly. so one saturday afternoon after several beers and some wacky tobacky i went upstairs and opened the upstairs kitchen window and flew the kite out of the house while sitting at the kitchen table.

     

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