Glenn Beck goes homoerotic weird about Ted Cruz

Note: This is NOT an April’s Fool joke post.
TV/radio talker Glenn Beck, a Mormon, is getting stranger by the day.
First, he goes all bromance about Ted Cruz, calling the latter the fulfillment of a Mormon prophecy about the end days, who would ride in on a white horse to rescue the tattered U.S. Constitution.
Then Beck threatened evangelical Christians that if they don’t vote for Cruz in the GOP primary elections, they aren’t listening to “their God”.
Now, Beck has taken his infatuation with Cruz one step further with weird homoerotic allusions.

Ted Cruz (l) & Glenn Beck (r)

Ted Cruz (l) & Glenn Beck (r)


Jayce Wagner reports for Inquisitr that on Glenn Beck’s show Monday morning, March 28, 2016, Beck made a strange, off-color joke about how he and his crew had all been “raped by Ted Cruz,” referring to the latter’s “Cuban fire”.
Beck said: “I have to tell you, it’s been a hard Monday morning. We’ve all been raped by Ted Cruz.

One of his co-hosts chimed in, “You can’t rape the willing, and we were all willing.
Then Beck launched into a soliloquy about his relationship with Ted Cruz and how much Beck and his co-hosts adore Cruz. Beck described how Cruz had romanced him and “backed [Beck] into a bathroom stall” just after an interview discussing the U.S. Constitution, which, according to Beck, left him “needing a cigarette.”
Beck said: “When he [Cruz] said to me, he said ‘Glenn, we need a more perfect union,’ I thought he was talking to me about the Constitution but then he looked at me with those strong brown eyes, oh my gosh he backed me into a bathroom stall.
The rape joke came at the top of Glenn Beck’s Monday morning show on the Blaze. A bit later, Beck dismissed the rumors of Cruz’s extramarital affairs by saying, not that Cruz has too much moral integrity to cheat on his wife, but that Cruz simply isn’t man enough (“not having enough game”) to have five mistresses.
Urban Dictionary defines “having game” as “When someone (preferably a guy) is able to pull off anyone they desire . . . by saying either the sweetest thing or act in a polite manner.” Blogger Cameron defines “having game” as an alpha-male who “is pretty good at attracting women to himself” by being “confident” (“having big balls”), having an “intuitive understanding of social dynamics,” and making themselves interesting “through humor, great storytelling, or intriguing conversations”.

Real Clear Politics reports that Glenn Beck’s co-host Stu Burguiere expressed his own doubts whether or not Ted Cruz was charismatic or attractive enough to “run game” on five women at once. Burguiere said that Cruz “got lucky” with Heidi Cruz and would have a hard time winning over anyone else: “If Ted Cruz made it his life’s goal to have five affairs, he wouldn’t be capable of it. Cruz like, lucked out once with Heidi Cruz.”
Glenn Beck agreed, laughingly saying that having met Ted Cruz is enough to know that he’s not capable of pulling off an affair — let alone five affairs with five different women. Beck said his [Beck’s] wife had laughed about the National Enquirer article on Cruz’s five mistresses because, as Beck put it, “she’s been around him.” Beck said:

“I don’t mean to hurt Ted’s feelings at all, but when I told my wife, have you seen the Enquirer, she just laughed, she’s been around him. We’re surprised he had enough game for Heidi….
If somebody had said Ted [Cruz] had one affair and it happened six years ago, I would say I don’t think so but maybe? I mean everyone makes mistakes. But I’m having this really hard time with this five women that he’s backing into bathroom and broom closets at campaign rallies.”

In other words, Glenn Beck thinks Ted Cruz is too much of a dweeb to have wrangled five women into extramarital affairs. But Cruz is the fulfillment of Mormons’ end-days prophecy! Too funny.
For his part, Ted Cruz has also made homoerotic allusions — about Donald Trump. In his statement about the National Enquirer story of his five alleged mistresses, instead of denying he’s had extramarital relations, Cruz instead denied having sexual relations with Donald Trump. (See  “Ted Cruz: ‘I have no desire to copulate with Trump’.”

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MeThePeople
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Abortion is murder, sorry if that is inconvenient or unpleasant.
Communism is an atheistic theology
Our country was founded on and should be governed by the Constitution
The establishment does not care about We The People, they care about power and money.
Cruz and Beck are a couple of nuts
Go Trump

stevor
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It sounds like the homoerotic “tingle up his leg” that chris matthews got for o’bama

John Molloy
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John Molloy

I concur with stevor. But I think Beck got a tingle up more than his leg.
Is he doing a tryout to become a Cruz male mistress?

TrailDust
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TrailDust

Well all this means I never have to take another word from Beck seriously. The man is off the rails.

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

I quit listening to Beck right after 911,when he was saying America should not consider a violent response-we should TALK to the militant Muslims to solve whatever is wrong. THAT line of thought told me he really doesn’t live in the real world-he just stops in to do his radio program.

Locke Enlode
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More like bat sh*t crazy, I’d say or he’s totally off the meds. In which case, that makes him bat sh*t crazy either way.

marblenecltr
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Play it in Wisconsin!

molly
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molly

Go Trump!
Hitlery for prison!
Beck for the funny farm!

Steven Broiles
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I tried to listen to Beck a few years back; It was simply not possible. There is something really surreal and weird about the man. I believe Beck is controlled, but by whom I don’t know and don’t care. I believe Beck is a gay man. That’s his choice, but he ought to be out with it. The important thing to remember is that Glenn Beck is NOT a conservative. I don’t know what he is, but he’s not a conservative. (Neither are Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Megan Kelly or Mark Levin: They are masquerading neo-cons).

truckjunkie
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truckjunkie

Levin’s zeal for a Con-Con is what terrifies me,and he seems to be gaining ground! Someone needs to STOP THAT MAN!

Steven Broiles
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I agree: I used to listen to Levin, and he’s no true conservative. When the man talks about his legal knowledge, or about Supreme Court cases or Constitutional curiosities, he’s good. When he gets political he’s awful.
As for a con-con, this is the signal: It will go nowhere for now. When any leftist organization calls for one, you’ll know that the race is on!

Christian Zionist
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One wonders who Glenn Beck does have a desire to copulate with…ugly. The guy is whacko, the cheese has totally slipped off his cracker. He’s said so many very disturbing things, that I don’t know how anyone could follow him. Remember him being investigated by the FBI or saying if he got near Trump he’d stab him over and over again. And what did he say about Scalia? He said God took him home so Cruz could become president and put good supreme court justices on the court…I’m afraid all of them would be dominionists. God help us…great article on… Read more »

Nathan M. Bickel
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“There once was a lawyer named TED,
He tried to put (5) five in his bed,
His frequent ERECTION,
DERAILED HIS ELECTION,
His POTUS campaign is now DEAD!”
— [Source: Facebook Poetry]

Nathan M. Bickel
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CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THE FOLLOWING?
Undisclosed satire sources say that the reason Mrs. Cruz will not be joining her husband Ted, at some campaign gatherings, is that she is spending the time securing an attorney to bring a lawsuit against National Inquirer. She is reported to have told sources that her favorite Country Western song is, “Stand By Your Man!”
Tammy Wynette – Stand By Your Man !LIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2KP9fYZUWA

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Weirdest election ever… and that’s only so far.

Dave
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Dave

But it has been big fun to watch. 😀
-Dave

Gingersmom2009
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Gingersmom2009

I went on iTunes to listen to this broadcast — found the part where he’s talking about his own wife and Cruz having no game, etc. Could not locate the sleazy homo part. Wonder if it was sanitized? Will check again.

Gingersmom2009
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Gingersmom2009

Went to Inquisitr for video. 🙂

vistabee
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Dr. E- I love how you started the post with
Note: This is NOT an April’s Fool joke post.
Made me LOL! I had been looking for April Fools jokes all day!

blogkommonsents
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Reblogged this on kommonsentsjane and commented:
Reblogged on kommonsentsjane.
Message to Beck – (TMI) Too much information.

hvgarvey@comcast.net
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hvgarvey@comcast.net

Go to the Tabernacle and ask God YOURSELF is Trump is what he says he is.