George W. Bush in a Bar

President Bush decides to leave the Ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s him.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?’
Bush says, ‘ I’m planning WW III.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
Bush says, ‘Well, I’m going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tts.
The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big t
ts? Why kill a blonde with big tts?’
Bush turns to the bartender and says,
‘See, I told you, no one gives a sh
t about the 140 million Muslims’.
-Dave
(h/t: Once again my dear friend Robyn)

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lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie
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lowtechgrannie lowtechgrannie

Now, that was seriously funny! I predict some hairy-faced Imam’s gonna issue a fatwa against you!

DCG
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hahahahaha!

Lone Wolf
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Lone Wolf

Splitting my sides greeeaaat!