Gag: Amy Schumer to play Barbie in Sony's live action film

I wonder if they’ll film this movie in Spain? That’s where Schumer said she’d move to if Trump was elected. Course, like many celebrities, the hypocrite never did move.

Mattel must be so proud...

Mattel must be so proud…


From Daily Mail: Amy Schumer has landed the lead role in the upcoming Barbie movie, Deadline reported. Sony’s live action film based on the beloved Mattel toy is due out in 2018.
According to the site, the film will be a ‘fish out of water’ story in the mould of Splash of Big. It is set in Barbieland, a world inhabited by the many different version of the doll – more than 180 – whose names, personalities and professions are defined by the particular outfit they wear.
However Schumer’s Barbie – who isn’t ‘perfect enough, is a bit eccentric and doesn’t quite fit the mould’ – is an outcast.
She then goes on an adventure in the real world, before returning to save her hometown, armed with the knowledge that real beauty is on the inside, and the key to happiness is freeing oneself from an unattainable standard of perfection.
The site claimed the film had gone through many writers and incarnations, before a funny female empowerment plot caught Schumer’s eye and she signed on.
In her 57 years, more than one billion Barbies have been sold worldwide, cementing her place as a pop culture icon.
Read the rest of the story here.
Let's hope Schumer doesn't do this in the movie to prove she "doesn't quite fit the mould."

Let’s hope Schumer doesn’t do this in the movie to prove she “doesn’t quite fit the mould.”


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Longknife 21
Longknife 21
3 years ago

Pork-chop Princess Barbie?

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 years ago
Reply to  Longknife 21

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Modernminuteman
3 years ago

Oh how i long for the old Hollywood where at least they appeared to be good role models.

stlonginus
3 years ago

Yeah, but it was all fake. It’s really holy wood.

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David
David
3 years ago

This will be New. I have never seen a FAT Barbie before!

Zorro
Zorro
3 years ago

She should be starring in a Miss Piggy film; there is a strong resemblance.

PMB
PMB
3 years ago

Looks like a snake on her bra. More like a “Bra-bie” movie than Barbie.

Youghn
3 years ago

No wonder Ken ran off with a Monster High girl. He got a load of new Barbie in her birthday suit.

Longknife 21
Longknife 21
3 years ago
Reply to  Youghn

Yeah, “Load” is the operative word in that sentence.

ufferndan
3 years ago

Perhaps folks are starting to eat healthy home made food instead of the packaged garbage sold by multi-nationals. Is this their way to fight back, “Barbie is fat”?

Dr. Eowyn
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Dr. Eowyn
3 years ago

Another movie I won’t be wasting my $ renting! Thank you, DCG!

Steven Broiles
3 years ago

Schumer is another MILF—another Moron I’d Like to Forget!

Longknife 21
Longknife 21
3 years ago
Reply to  Steven Broiles

WOW, Dude! You had me shocked for a second there!
Then ROFLMAO! My wife had to come see what was so funny.
I gotta write that down.

Steven Broiles
3 years ago
Reply to  Longknife 21

Thanks, Longknife!

josephbc69
3 years ago
Reply to  Steven Broiles

Steven, what is MILF? Or is this a case of “If you have to ask, you don’t want to know?”

stlonginus
3 years ago
Reply to  josephbc69

Don’t pollute your brain unless absolutely necessary. And it isn’t necessary.

Steven Broiles
3 years ago
Reply to  josephbc69

A MILF is a middle-aged woman who is sexually interested in (usually) younger men. It stands for Mother I’d Like to [pursue]. I think you catch my drift. “Cougar” is a synonym for MILF.

molly
molly
3 years ago

Oh great, now the libtards are going to ruin Barbie! Barbie showed up the same year I did. Don’t ruin her!

josephbc69
3 years ago
Reply to  molly

Molly, by my lights she was weird or ruined when she was introduced. To me she appeared slightly better off than a concentration camp victim, and one could never have a normal relationship w/someone so fragile. I guess I’m still a bush bunny, even after 73 years….

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
3 years ago

Ha-Ha-Ha. In the pic she looks like she was trying for a 6-pack stomach but overshot and got a 12-pack. She’s probably sitting down cause she’d fall off of those hooker shoes. Hell would be being reincarnated as her thong.

Occams Razor Trader
3 years ago

I word- YUCK!

David
David
3 years ago

I wonder if she is going to play KEN????????

Glenn47
Glenn47
3 years ago

They just broke everything we have been taught on who Barbie was.
Next, it will be Rosie playing Ken.

japoa
3 years ago

After seeing the light saber pic , only one thing can be said : ” She didn’t get those round lips from eating square meals ” !!!

molly
molly
3 years ago

Joseph: I loved Barbie. I had the whole family and the friends even the dog.
Everyone was skinny back then. Remember the 70’s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm68vDB7oLs

christy
christy
3 years ago

Lets all hope the world gives Amy her due and boycott ANYTHING she participates in. She really set the world on fire with her Bud Lite commercials. Wonder how Old Navy is faring? Foul mouth Barbie anyone??

mymanandme03
3 years ago

Vulgar Barbie and Slutty Barbie will be released just before the movie.