Friday Funny: We're just bringing the tequila

A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas.
The captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft! Where are you headed?”
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s.”
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.
Finally catching his breath, the captain gets back on the megaphone and asks, “Just the four of you?”
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, “No señor. We are the last four and we are just bringing the tequila for the victory celebration. The other 21 million are already there.”
welcome to Meximerica
H/t FOTM’s Glenn47
~Éowyn

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J. Boudreaux
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Not funny!…True, but not funny. 🙂

MA in MO
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Love it because it is so true. You simply cannot make this stuff up.

Locke Enlode
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Locke Enlode

More like 50 Meelyon…. just sayin’

Dave
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Dave

I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am. 😉
-Dave