Friday Funny: Do you have a bronze Democrat?

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A woman walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.

Looking around at the exotica, she notices a very life-like, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag but is so striking she decides she must have it.

She takes it to the counter and asks the owner: “How much for the bronze rat?”

“$20 for the rat, $100 for the story,” says the owner.

The woman gives the shop-owner $20: “I’ll just take the rat. You can keep the story.”

As she walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, she notices that a few real rats have crawled out of alleys and sewers and begun following her down the street. This is a bit disconcerting so she begins walking a little faster.

Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind her grows to over a hundred and they begin squealing.

She starts to trot toward the bay. She takes a nervous look around and sees that the rats now number in the thousands – and they are all squealing and coming toward her faster and faster.

Terrified, she runs to the edge of the bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as she can.

Amazingly, the rats all jumped into the bay after the bronze rat and drowned.

The woman walks back to the curio shop.

“Aha,” says the owner. “I bet you have come back for the story?”

“No,” says the woman. “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”

H/t Maziel

~Eowyn

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9 responses to “Friday Funny: Do you have a bronze Democrat?

  1. Hah! If only it were so easy! Good One!

     
  2. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  3. Lol- if only!

     
  4. Funny stuff!

     
  5. Q. What have you got if there are 1000 democrats in the Bay?

    A. A Good Start

     
  6. Most of the DemocRats are “useless idiots”.

    “The Liberal urge to save humanity, is the false front to control it”

     
  7. I used to tell that joke, only it was about lawyers.

     
  8. If only it were so easy…….I’m still mightily PEEVED at people who would vote on “sound bites” to elect a split government (even tho’ it was WAY WAY less than the “wave” they predicted…it just barely slipped over the line in the House and did NOT prevail in the most-important Senate–HARDLY a resounding mandate!!!)—-as THO they or anyone would benefit. I guess THEY deserve this shutdown and perhaps the last chance we have at securing our borders and reforming our immigration system, and taking care of the (illegally OBAMA-claimed) DREAMERS in our country. Pretty much, I hope “Obamacare” and any other “entitlement” collapses on them eventually, as they surely will, as it has been teetering since inception/ introduction, like all other socialist/communist systems world-over. Gonna have to get used to it——no matter WHAT they do or whom they elect, they will NEVER EVER EVER banish capitalism from the USA….NEver ever banish the fruits of hard work over hand-outs, never ever banish the consequences of choices–good and bad—-and so, they will ever after, year after year after year after generation…etc…have to keep electing people who ulitmately fail them and their children and grandchildren…..just look to the generational Nancy Pelosi model….her father and brother were both Demorat Mayors of Baltimore over many years….and it is, like most Demorat strongholds….the ARMPIT of our country in all venues….education, housing, business, development, crime, and so on and so on…..These places…like Baltimore, DC itself, CHicago….San Francisco….all need a radical “super-hero” like Donald Trump to come in and “slay” the dragons of the past and start them on the gender and race NEUTRAL path to prosperity in all those areas in which they’ve experienced continued decline year after year, for decades, sometimes even more than a century……. for which they have been, essentially “held” in penury at the service of the Democratic VOTE…the DEMOCRATIC PLANTATION. Pretty sure I’m THE radical instead of AOC. Try it on AOC… and PALESE, post your “Economics degree” online so we can really verify it……b/c we can’t otherwise connect any such achievement with you in light of your public mewings. I grew up w/an employed PennState BS /MBA Johns Hopkins economics major father…who made us figure the costs of our breakfast every morning at our family breakfast table according to daily rates sent up out of the treasury to the banks….not just the eggs….but the electricity, the trip to the grocer, the electricity to refrigerate it, cook it…the price paid to the farmer….the transporter…..on and on………AOC…what was YOUR breakfast table ritual over your present lifetime? So far, you’ve not proved that you have any passing knowledge with our US economy. Period. NOT EVEN your breakfast egg. Dance on. Tweet on. Spew vague “isms” on and on…..but sooner or later, you are gonna have to tell us about the costs of your breakfast egg to the penny and WHY it costs what it cost you…and WHO benefited and lost. I BET you don’t EVEN have a ghost of an idea about which I speak. BOOM!

     
  9. To lure Pelosi and Schumer you would have to use a tube of Preparation H. If you soaked that pair in a vat of the stuff all you would have remaining is teeth and eye glasses…

     

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