Friday Funny: Do you have a bronze Democrat?

A woman walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.

Looking around at the exotica, she notices a very life-like, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag but is so striking she decides she must have it.

She takes it to the counter and asks the owner: “How much for the bronze rat?”

“$20 for the rat, $100 for the story,” says the owner.

The woman gives the shop-owner $20: “I’ll just take the rat. You can keep the story.”

As she walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, she notices that a few real rats have crawled out of alleys and sewers and begun following her down the street. This is a bit disconcerting so she begins walking a little faster.

Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind her grows to over a hundred and they begin squealing.

She starts to trot toward the bay. She takes a nervous look around and sees that the rats now number in the thousands – and they are all squealing and coming toward her faster and faster.

Terrified, she runs to the edge of the bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as she can.

Amazingly, the rats all jumped into the bay after the bronze rat and drowned.

The woman walks back to the curio shop.

“Aha,” says the owner. “I bet you have come back for the story?”

“No,” says the woman. “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”

H/t Maziel

~Eowyn

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Steven Broiles
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Hah! If only it were so easy! Good One!

TrailDust
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zigggy
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Zigggy

Lol- if only!

DCG
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Funny stuff!

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

Q. What have you got if there are 1000 democrats in the Bay?

A. A Good Start

Hawkmoon
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Hawkmoon

Most of the DemocRats are “useless idiots”.

“The Liberal urge to save humanity, is the false front to control it”

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I used to tell that joke, only it was about lawyers.

CalGirl
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CalGirl

If only it were so easy…….I’m still mightily PEEVED at people who would vote on “sound bites” to elect a split government (even tho’ it was WAY WAY less than the “wave” they predicted…it just barely slipped over the line in the House and did NOT prevail in the most-important Senate–HARDLY a resounding mandate!!!)—-as THO they or anyone would benefit. I guess THEY deserve this shutdown and perhaps the last chance we have at securing our borders and reforming our immigration system, and taking care of the (illegally OBAMA-claimed) DREAMERS in our country. Pretty much, I hope “Obamacare” and any… Read more »

Watertender
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Watertender

To lure Pelosi and Schumer you would have to use a tube of Preparation H. If you soaked that pair in a vat of the stuff all you would have remaining is teeth and eye glasses…