Friday Funny

A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father.

He asked if they were interested. Both said they were in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced.

As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband continued to experience no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

 

When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.

-Dave
(h/t: My NB bud Michael)

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Dr. Eowyn
Admin
1 year ago

HA HA HA HA!comment image

MyBrainHurts
MyBrainHurts
1 year ago

Good one.
I had no idea where it was going.

Maryaha
1 year ago

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EddieBG..
EddieBG..
1 year ago

I hope they Don’t bring that High-Tech Machine anywhere near My neighborhood..!!

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

Hell, they’ll find mailmen, milkmen, next door neighbors, DOA! Hahaha thanks for making me laugh,

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

Funny, but it does exemplify the immorality that’s rampant in the “world” as run by Satan currently. Everything’s about money, sex, alcohol, buying “stuff” one doesn’t need, and nothing is about serving the God of eternity. Pretty sad stuff.

chemtrailssuck
1 year ago

Ha- I guessed the ending but then again I read a LOT of jokies! 🙂
Thanks Dave!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

chemtrailssuck
1 year ago

Hey, who won the caption contest? Or are the results not tabulated yet….

Dr. Eowyn
Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  chemtrailssuck

Results will be posted next Tuesday!

bzerob
1 year ago

Reblogged this on On the Patio and commented:
Enjoy!

K B
K B
1 year ago

Just what I needed this morning, a good laugh.