Friday funnies!

End of week four of “shelter in place” and economic shutdown for our town. Haven’t been to the grocery store in a month. Haven’t been to the hair stylist. Haven’t shopped for clothes (not allowed right now).

One piece of good news: My military boyfriend is done with quarantine and coming home tonight!!!

How you holding up?

DCG

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Steven Broiles
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Funny even now. I wish Trump would fire Fauci & Birx and issue an executive order reopening the Country. Our survival depends on it. My own survival and your own survival will, eventually, be in doubt if he doesn’t: This crisis has brought out the “inner Mussolini” of many politicians.

chemtrailssuck
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False-i is a wannabe defacto president. He’s been sliming his way around the public “health” since the 1990’s and earlier.

CalGirl
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CalGirl

On last foray to grocery store last wk (1st time out in 2 wks) hubby scored a HAM for Easter dinner!!! His family is originally from Southern VA, nr Smithfield, where he returned age 14 fr abroad (Air Force Brat) & finished growing up. Family is still there. So, Ham is a big thing in some of his family traditions. This ham he scored was one of the last left in the cooler. We’d put by a ham steak in the freezer 2 wks ago in case we could not find anything….for all the advice that “there is no need… Read more »

Vin ze Vizzer
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Vin ze Vizzer

Enjoy your non-kosher worm meal, goy.

William
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William

Now VDV..you’re not being “nice”

Vin ze Vizzer
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Vin ze Vizzer

I’m just kidding around man. I’m no greasy Jew, but that doesn’t mean they are wrong about everything. They and the Muslims are correct that people shouldn’t eat that crap.

William
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William

You mean virtual Eastertide, don’t you? Love the Lord thy God with all thy emojis. It is what it is, we must MANAGE THE CROWD

William
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William

I meant to add..stay safe!

CalGirl
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CalGirl

Now, why would you say that “”stay safe”—which seems a joke after such dismissal? Is someone paying you or your tag-team, Vin, OR otherwise stroking your ego, for publishing your in-your-face-trashing of some of us here? (I.e……”love thy Lord they God with all they emojis…..”. ) I know you are going to protest loudly and maybe w/mild vulgarity. Do it. Prove it. You put it out there. It’s your baby.

Vin ze Vizzer
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Vin ze Vizzer

I really should put on sackcloth and ashes, get into that old prophetic spirit. No one should ever say anything funny ever but instead should always go around with an angry scowl, ready to broadcast recriminations and “Thus saith the Lord.” After all, the Lord, who is the Creator of all things, is above humor. Indeed, humor was created by the Devil himself. I will try to remember that in the future.

Jackie Puppet
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I might be one of the few who’s actually been working more since IL went on lockdown 3 weeks ago, and kind of the way I thought things would develop – I first contacted my supervisor to see if we would be open in the mornings – we’re a 3PL (3rd party logistics) partner with a major office supply company, and that company was still shipping goods. So I guess we’re “essential”. There was quite the run on hand sanitizer, and eventually, the office supply company cancelled all orders of it for awhile. I once returned a couple large cases… Read more »

CalGirl
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CalGirl

So glad you are working! Wear your mask and gloves! Do you all know you can mix your own hand sanitizer with aloe Vera gel (sure there are other “neutrals” too) and 90% alcohol? Look on the web for the ratio of mix.

Vin ze Vizzer
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Vin ze Vizzer

Wear your mask? I thought only people who didn’t drink the Kool-Aid read this site. Maybe we should also all wear condoms over our head, just in case?

William
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William

“I thought only people who didn’t drink the Kool-Aid read this site.” I guess you were wrong, weren’t you. Mask-wearers eagerly drink their glass of Kool-Aid and say, thank you sir, may I have another? Masks provide us with a way, in this age of unreason, by which we can distinguish between those who are still capable of an occasional rational thought and those who are brain dead zombies. We should make allowances for women because..women. But any man who wears a mask is a Global Citizen Eunuch

William
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William

I should say any man who WILLINGLY wears a mask. They may mandate it. Then, decisions to make

CalGirl
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CalGirl

Mandated here in Mexifornia.

Vin ze Vizzer
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Vin ze Vizzer

Hell yeah, that’s my attitude. We can see who the zombies are by their wearing of the mask. I say they should all keep wearing them. Just as long as they don’t try to force their mass delusions on the rest of us.

William
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William

“Maybe we should also all wear condoms over our head, just in case?” Don’t give them any ideas. In the Age of Stoopid anything is possible

CalGirl
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CalGirl

Certainly hope you & Vin are wearing a condom over your heads, “just in case,” as you suggested. Paleeesse send photos. We all need a laugh at this point, beyond what your are peddling here. LOL ( my naive & loving/ trusting husband thinks this means “Lots of Love, and I think it means Laughing Out Loud. Take it for what you need or want right now. ).

Vin ze Vizzer
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Vin ze Vizzer

Three wives? He obviously raped them and kept them tied up whenever he wasn’t raping them. Muslims know how to treat their women.

William
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William

But..but..Islam is the Religion of Peace!

Vin ze Vizzer
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Vin ze Vizzer

More than one peace! Pieces! The religion of pieces. Because if you say they are not peaceful they will blow your civilization to pieces.

TrailDust
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DCG, that last one almost ruined my keyboard with a spray of coffee!!! 😀

chemtrailssuck
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DCG- great to hear your guy is coming home! About time, too.

I’ve been sheeple watching myself, it’s amazing how many blindly believe their televisions these days. Since the baddies released this man-made virus and one of their objectives is to make mandatory vaccination of the world, they have to get the populace sick of all the restrictions they have posed on everyone. And as we know, Bill Gates the eugenicist who admitted wanting to depopulate the globe, well we can totally trust him with making a vaccine for the ‘greater good’.