FotM Exclusive: Democrat National Convention Schedule Revealed

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4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM Ceremonial ‘I Hate America ‘ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton
5:00 PM UFO Abduction Survival, Joe Biden
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States
6:00 PM Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer

8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners, Rosie O’Donnell
10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration

11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally
11:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish , Obama Presiding
12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
-Dave 
(h/t: boortz.com)

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0 responses to “FotM Exclusive: Democrat National Convention Schedule Revealed

  1. The funniest thing I’ve seen yet today. I had to pull off to the side of the road to clean up the beer that I spilled. Lol
    Mr. Patriot

     
  2. Calgon! Take me away!

     
  3. Almost makes me wish I was a…wait, what am I saying??!!?? Is this taking place at Lasker’s Farm?

     
  4. Hate to see what one of our beautiful North Carolina cities will look like when these “people” leave!

     
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