For $3, You Too Can Dine With Skippy!

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Do you remember that White House site that was set up when Obama called on the American people to be informants, aka snitches, and report any and all “attacks” against him?
Being a patriot, I leapt to answer his call, went on the website and snitched on myself and Fellowship of the Minds. Evidently Obama’s minions don’t read the contents of what snitches send in because they put FOTM on the White House’s e-mail list. LOL
Almost immediately, I got an e-mail from the campaign manager of Obama For America, with the enticing offer that if I’d just donate $5 to Skippy’s reelection campaign, I too have a chance to dine with The Anointed Revolting One!

Sadly, the White House was not inundated with $5 donations because 12 days later, the price is reduced to only $3! More than the cut-rate price, now they’re bringing in the big guns. This time the e-mail appeal is penned by none other than Moochelle herself!!!
Here’s the e-mail I got:

From:  Michelle Obama <>Hide

To: FellowshipTips <>

Date: Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:36 am

Friend —

Not everyone knows how to prepare for a dinner like this. As someone who’s eaten countless meals with my husband, I want to tell you the one thing to do if you’re selected to join him…

Just relax. Barack wants this dinner to be fun, and he really loves getting to know supporters like you.

I hope you’ll take him up on it before Friday’s deadline.

Will you donate just $3 today and be entered to have dinner with Barack?

These dinners mean a lot to Barack. They’re a chance for him to talk with a few of the people who are driving the campaign — and a chance for him to say thank you.

So come prepared to tell your story, and say whatever’s on your mind.

Don’t miss the opportunity to be there. Donate $3 or more today, before the September 30th deadline:



Do you smell a whiff of desperation?
In fact, ABC News reports — disputed by the Obama 2012 campaign — that fewer than 10% of Obama’s 2008 election donors have given to the re-election effort.


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0 responses to “For $3, You Too Can Dine With Skippy!

  1. 3 bucks? Used to be 5 last month. Do I hear 2?

  2. That sounds sooooo sad!!!! Perhaps, if we wait, the amount will fall to 25cents.

  3. 3 bucks won’t even buy me a gallon of gas. But I’m sure that is still Bush’s fault…
    I’d rather pay $245 to visit my dentist than dine with Skippy!

  4. Pretty soon they will be paying people to dine with the Dear Ruler.

  5. I agree that an expensive visit to the dentist would be far less painful than having dinner with The Marxist Usurper, Liar In Chief !

  6. He can send me the $3, but I still won’t eat with him!

  7. “Selected” and “Opportunity” are not what I would think of when dining with Barack Obama. Punished and Ordeal better describe how I would feel sharing the same room with him and Moochelle.


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